by Emi » August 16th, 2006, 7:38 am
Make your choices from below and u will come up with a totally random sentance........just some thing to make u laugh!!
Pick the month you were born:
January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I smoked
April-I dry humped
May-I choked on
June-I murdered
July-I did the Macarena with
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink-------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-------------because the voices told me to.
Blue------------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Grey-----------because I was drunk
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because I hate my family.
Brown---------because I was high.
Other----------because I'm a ninja.
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