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Postby Emi » August 16th, 2006, 7:38 am

Make your choices from below and u will come up with a totally random sentance........just some thing to make u laugh!!




Pick the month you were born:

January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I smoked
April-I dry humped
May-I choked on
June-I murdered
July-I did the Macarena with
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink-------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-------------because the voices told me to.
Blue------------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Grey-----------because I was drunk
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because I hate my family.
Brown---------because I was high.
Other----------because I'm a ninja.
None-------
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Postby Emi » August 16th, 2006, 7:40 am

I murdered a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want

lol that's what mine turned out to be lol
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Postby SpiritFngrz » August 16th, 2006, 8:18 am

I danced with a spoon because I hate my family.


What the.....!!! lol
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Postby mnp13 » August 16th, 2006, 10:01 am

I sang to a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Michelle

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with a martini.
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Postby cheekymunkee » August 16th, 2006, 10:25 am

I ran over Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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Postby Jenn » August 16th, 2006, 11:31 am

I smoked a ninja because that's how I roll. :backRoll:
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Postby cheekymunkee » August 16th, 2006, 11:44 am

JennKBM wrote:I smoked a ninja because that's how I roll. :backRoll:


We are some bad mo fo's ain't we?? :D
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Postby BigDogBuford » August 16th, 2006, 12:16 pm

"I ran over my sister because the voices told me to."

Creepy, huh? 8)
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Postby msvette2u » August 16th, 2006, 12:33 pm

I had lunch with my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
:|


lol
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Postby Emi » August 16th, 2006, 1:15 pm

lol some are to cute lol
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Postby msvette2u » August 16th, 2006, 1:21 pm

I see alot of us wear blue :shock: lol
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » August 16th, 2006, 1:26 pm

I sang to a stuffed animal because the voices told me to.
"Remember - every time your dog gets somewhere on a tight leash *a fairy dies and it's all your fault.* Think of the fairies." http://www.positivepetzine.com"

http://www.pitbullzen.com
http://inaradog.wordpress.com
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Postby bahamutt99 » August 16th, 2006, 1:42 pm

I smoked my cell phone because the voices told me to. :shock:
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Postby Magnolia618 » August 16th, 2006, 2:04 pm

I had lunch with a goat because that's how I roll.
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Postby bahamutt99 » August 16th, 2006, 2:34 pm

Lonney gets to be:

I smoked a noodle because that's how I roll.

And Loki would be:

I sang to a baseball bat. (Since she's not wearing a shirt and her only shirt is tie-dye anyway. :wink:)
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Postby Jesseca » August 16th, 2006, 2:41 pm

hehehe

I had lunch with a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want
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Postby Fear_the_Sheeple » August 16th, 2006, 4:12 pm

I danced with a Lllama because I'm cool like that. 8)
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Postby Miakoda » August 16th, 2006, 5:01 pm

I did the Macarena with a fork because I'm sexy and do what I want.

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Postby Miakoda » August 16th, 2006, 5:02 pm

Craig"s is.. (my husband)

I ran over a goat because I'm a ninja. :ninja:
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Postby Malli » August 16th, 2006, 5:47 pm

I choked on Chuck Norris because I was high.


do I see a double meaning here?
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