Hi-larious!!!

Everything that doesn't fit anywhere else!

Postby Big_Ant » February 7th, 2006, 7:23 pm

And oh so true . . .

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
.......................................


- Anthony
User avatar
Big_Ant
Enlightened Bully
 
Posts: 1743

Postby Jesseca » February 7th, 2006, 7:59 pm

I've read that before. hehe I must have stopped on floor 3 :D
User avatar
Jesseca
Devoutly Bully
 
Posts: 958
Location: Washougal, WA

Postby Purple » February 7th, 2006, 8:07 pm

Whew...I stopped at floor one.....no kids!!!!
User avatar
Purple
I live here
 
Posts: 5115

Postby msvette2u » February 7th, 2006, 8:08 pm

I think I got off on floor four. Handsome, and does housework were a huge plus :D

What's funny (Jesseca you'll like this) is my dad, who is a pastor, read this in CHURCH during one of his sermons!
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
User avatar
msvette2u
I live here
 
Posts: 6812
Location: Eastern WA

Postby Jesseca » February 7th, 2006, 8:22 pm

How funny :D
User avatar
Jesseca
Devoutly Bully
 
Posts: 958
Location: Washougal, WA

Postby cheekymunkee » February 7th, 2006, 8:27 pm

Purple wrote:Whew...I stopped at floor one.....no kids!!!!


Me too!! A man with a job........... :drool:
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Debby
User avatar
cheekymunkee
I Have Your Grass
 
Posts: 28540
Location: Dallas


Return to Off-Topic

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], Google [Bot]

cron