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Postby mnp13 » February 6th, 2006, 7:26 pm

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
Michelle

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with a martini.
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Postby Jesseca » February 6th, 2006, 7:33 pm

:rolleyes2: people are strange
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Postby Emi » February 6th, 2006, 7:55 pm

lol :wink: :| :? :D 8) :sun: :screamLaugh: :bubble:
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Postby Marty » February 6th, 2006, 10:37 pm

Lol I liked the last one, about the wife knows everything :D
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Postby girlie » February 6th, 2006, 10:51 pm

mnp13 wrote:COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.


first one, must be a Texan..........second one, stupid paper got my name wrong!
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