I think I may have to beat him senseless. Seriously, this dog is driving me crazy. It isn't even 10am. He has already eaten two whole bags of treats (VERY expensive Salmon treats might I add). Then, I went downstairs, emptied the dryer, put the clean clothes upstairs, went back downstairs and I was out in the kennel yard for about 5 minutes. When I came back up he'd marked my clean clothes so now I have to wear my laundry day clothes out because I'm leaving in about 15 minutes to go to a demo, and I have to wash my clothes all over again!!!!!!
There isn't much meat on him so I can't make Greyhound stew . . . perhaps Greyhound toothpicks?!
And I'm not really looking for advice because I know exactly what I'm doing wrong, I'm just bitching about it anyway. Damn dog!!
"All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another." -Anatole France