Wally's been bad this morning >:(

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Postby SisMorphine » September 17th, 2006, 9:49 am

I think I may have to beat him senseless. Seriously, this dog is driving me crazy. It isn't even 10am. He has already eaten two whole bags of treats (VERY expensive Salmon treats might I add). Then, I went downstairs, emptied the dryer, put the clean clothes upstairs, went back downstairs and I was out in the kennel yard for about 5 minutes. When I came back up he'd marked my clean clothes so now I have to wear my laundry day clothes out because I'm leaving in about 15 minutes to go to a demo, and I have to wash my clothes all over again!!!!!!

There isn't much meat on him so I can't make Greyhound stew . . . perhaps Greyhound toothpicks?!

And I'm not really looking for advice because I know exactly what I'm doing wrong, I'm just bitching about it anyway. Damn dog!! :P
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Postby call2arms » September 17th, 2006, 10:50 am

I think you might get some good meat in the neck. Though it probably would be very stringy and not so tender. Ribs, perhaps?
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Postby Hoyden » September 17th, 2006, 12:35 pm

Want to borrow Petey? He'll keep Wally busy.

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Postby SpiritFngrz » September 17th, 2006, 1:15 pm

Yah maybe some Petey lovin' would help :loveU:

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Postby cheekymunkee » September 17th, 2006, 2:51 pm

Poor Wally



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Postby msvette2u » September 17th, 2006, 4:30 pm

Well at least he did not keep you up by crying the entire night like Miss Polly by Golly did! :shock: We are so tired we can hardly THINK today!!
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Postby Marinepits » September 17th, 2006, 4:37 pm

On Sun, Sep 17 2006, 10:50 AM, call2arms wrote:I think you might get some good meat in the neck. Though it probably would be very stringy and not so tender. Ribs, perhaps?


After a proper beating, Wally will be nice and tender, LOL.
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Postby SisMorphine » September 17th, 2006, 5:02 pm

On September 17 2006, 4:37 PM, Marinepits wrote:
On Sun, Sep 17 2006, 10:50 AM, call2arms wrote:I think you might get some good meat in the neck. Though it probably would be very stringy and not so tender. Ribs, perhaps?


After a proper beating, Wally will be nice and tender, LOL.

Let the beating commence!!
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But after he competed today he should be nice and tired!! (I will post about that a little later when I can get a picture of him with his award!)
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Postby mnp13 » September 17th, 2006, 10:21 pm

I bet he has good back strap on him.
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