Ok, maybe not THAT serious, but I've got your attention!
I hate to sound like a commercial, but another board that I go to just got the Tapatalk plugin. It's free to forum owners, and it makes the board integrate with an app that is available for most smartphone platforms. It is SERIOUSLY awesome! We are having so much fun with it. I don't get to the board as much as I'd like because I don't have the time or want to sit at the computer at home after doing it all day, plus deal with my toddler, husband, dogs, etc. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
But anyway it's FREE to forum owners, and it's totally awesome. I am way more impressed with it than I anticipated. You can even upload pics right from your phone to the Tapatalk server. It's as easy to post to the board as it is to post to Facebook.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink...http://www.tapatalk.com
For the record, I don't work there or know anybody that does. I just love the app so much that I want all of my forums to get it so that I can easy check in more often