In the event he "re-injures" his leg and goes back to the three-legged hop, flip him on his back and check the ligament that connects his inner hip to his leg. If there is a tight ball of muscle right *next to* his penis, the likely culprit is a pulled ligament. I was worried that Connor had blown out his implant so Michelle called out rehab vet and this is what she advised. You're going to need to use heat on his groin and massage the knot out.
Just keep it decent and avoid a happy ending.
"My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban PERMANENTLY as soon as I take office...I intend to work with Congress on a national no carry law, 1 gun a month purchase limits, and bans on all semi-automatic guns."-Barack Obama
"When in doubt, whip it out."-Nuge