about Patch and his watch/guard dog abilities. I seriously wonder about the boy a lot.
So, now that my husband is back on dayshift, normally when I come home from work, he's already in bed... And along with him Patch is always in there with the door shut... Then when I get home and he hears me, he's usually sitting by the bedroom door whinning (he will not bark unless you ring the doorbell), waiting for me to let him out. Sometimes he doesnt' always hear me but for the most part, does.
Anyways, I came home from work the other night and Mike and Patch were in bed already. Well, when I came in the door, I didn't hear Patchy's collar or him whinning... So I just figured he was by the door but being really quiet... So, about 5 minutes later I was done putting my stuff away and what not, I go in the bedroom to change clothes and there's no Patch by the door. Thought it was odd, but okay, whatever. Then I said his name really quietly and still didn't see him (he sleeps under the covers)... FINALLY I heard his collar but still didn't see him.
Well, I got my clothes and was in the bathroom when all of a sudden, he let out the loudest, deepest, i-mean-business bark I've heard out of him... Yet I STILL didn't see him! Finally I go and lift the covers up and the little crap is laying on his back, with his feet in the air, looking right at me. He was warm, comfy and couldn't be bothered to get out from the covers to see who was in the house!? Guess he felt the need to let someone know he was still there. Some guard dog he is!
What's your 'funniest' story like that?