I don't understand all the legal mumbo-jumbo, because, well, I don't, and I didn't bother to read the whole thing. However, one thing caught my eye...
protected by a 105-pound pit bull named Dodger and a locked, rusty gate advising visitors to beware of the dog.
105, really?! Patch is one of the bigger ones I've seen, and he's only 85lbs! I wanna see a picture of this dog. Seriously.