Show us your best photos...NOT

[iluvk9]

I take a lot of bad photos....Often I will have the setting on VIDEO and after I get the dogs to actually pose, I am wondering why the hell the button didn't CLICK. Then I realize I am on the wrong setting.

Here are some of my favorites:

Thank God this wasn't MY SON'S WEDDING. They were in the bridal party. Notice the white blur, also known as THE BRIDE.


This was AT the church for the same wedding. Maybe I needed more light?


I take a lot of photos when I don't know it. I am always surprised as to what is on my camera. This is my wood floor, in motion.


Here we have my attempt to take a photo of Harleybird ON the stairs, but Truman knocked into me.


Bo moved his head and I may have had this on the "up close setting". I was aiming for his ENTIRE body.


Again, I must be doing something wrong because I don't have orange light bulbs in my house.

[pitbullmamaliz]

[ArtGypsy]

LOVE LOVE This..............
When I do a "photo dump' onto my computer, I realize I too, Have Orange Light Bulbs in My House, My Cats have lost half their bodies somewhere and when I aim and shoot, I NEVER get the dog, but the FLOOR...
And that's when I realize my carpet ALWAYS needs to be vacuumed.

[hugapitbull]

I can't believe you were brave enough to post those! Too funny!

[Malli]

Joyce has no shame

[iluvk9]

I was photographing Lenny. Not the pee on the snow.


I had a timer on my camera, so I was trying to take a photo of my Christmas dress for Missy to see, last year. Seems I wasn't setting it properly.

[iluvk9]

Really, isn't there a job in this? Poor photographs and what not to do?

Trying to get Truman's full head.


He may have moved....so it wasn't really my fault.

[amalie79]

Am I the only one with a lot of pictures of my pocket on my phone?

[mnp13]

The orange is from your camera being on white balance for sunlight, but you are inside so the lighting is actually tungsten bulbs. If you had florescent lights, the pictures would be green.

the Truman-has-no-head pictures - you're likely too close for your camera's focus so it is pausing a long time to try and figure out the picture.

In the church - the camera focused and metered for the pews, you can see the flash reflection on the wood. It didn't focus on the person or it probably would have been lighter. Even so, it's doubtful the flash would have made it that far in that dark of a church.

The motion blur on the wedding party - to low of shutter speed most likely.

The rest... well... sorry, can't really help you.

[iluvk9]

Oh Michelle...you really crack me up with your sincere explainations Some of us just SHOOT and hope for the best.

[madremissy]

Oh Michelle...you really crack me up with your sincere explainations Some of us just SHOOT and hope for the best.

Shoot and hope for the best is all I can do. Still have trouble with that. I have way too many pictures that are of the floor the ceiling. I take about 50 to get just one good one.

[TheRedQueen]

I have a lot of videos that sweep randomly around the room, with me chattering to the dogs in the background.

[iluvk9]

I have a lot of videos that sweep randomly around the room, with me chattering to the dogs in the background.

That happens to me when I have it on VIDEO by mistake.

[Jenn]

I love it, I normally delete all of mine! However, now I will try to remember to save one or two just for you.

[iluvk9]

Jenn, most people just delete their crummy ones. I think I can turn mine into a career.

[mnp13]

Oh Michelle...you really crack me up with your sincere explainations Some of us just SHOOT and hope for the best.

Well, I'm trying to teach you so they won't keep coming out like that!

[iluvk9]

Well, I'm trying to teach you so they won't keep coming out like that!

And aren't you the one who keeps giving me helpful cooking hints, too?