Jessie, is in fact Jack. Yes, my dog has a weiner. Same everything else though, - same age, same quirks, just no cootie. A million years ago, I was on a quebec dog board (at the same time as acme pets was around, for those who remember) and there was a creepy dude who was stalking me.
He knew my real name (cause I told him like the innocent person I was then) and he lived in my area, too. So I decided to change my id, which basically meant changing my dog's id - so I changed his name and his sex, hoping that the creeper would stop messaging me and not realizing I wasn't interested in meeting him at all.
It worked, and I carried from board to board, just as times changed and I figured, people know us that way, and what if he shows up again, etc.
So yeah. I'm sorry about this, to everyone who has known me and "Jessie" for years now. It was never an intent to fool anyone but the stalker, and I always tried to keep out of "female specific" conversations. Posted photos who didn't include privates, never photoshopped anything. That's kind of why I'm not a big photo poster, either.
Anyway. I know some of you may think, oh, what else isn't true? You're entitled to think so, and I'm sorry if I caused bad feelings here. There just isn't anything else I needed to hide, and with time I got more confident that creeper wansn't around anymore so that I could share more with you guys.
Here's a photo including the equipment...
...but she has long legs and pointy ears. 
I'm an idiot. Then I thought that your dog had a sex change...wow...can you tell I didn't sleep well last night? 
