Sh!t My Kids Ruined

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Postby Marinepits » August 19th, 2010, 7:48 pm

Never make someone a priority in your life when that someone treats you like an option.
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Postby TheRedQueen » August 19th, 2010, 7:58 pm

I keep telling my dad to get a picture of his Master's diploma from Hopkins that I colored on... :dance:
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Postby Hoyden » August 19th, 2010, 8:52 pm

I love that site! Probably because it makes me realize that Gremlin isn't the only child who is hell on feet. I think she should be their poster child though.
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Postby mnp13 » August 19th, 2010, 10:11 pm

holy crap that site is hysterical!
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Postby HappyChick » August 19th, 2010, 10:39 pm

LOL! That site is funny! When Niki was little I used to say she was the devil's spawn :evil: because of some of the crap she did! Sometimes I still think she is, and she'll be 30 this year.....
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Postby PetieMarie22 » August 21st, 2010, 9:48 am

That one with the cream in the crib brings back memories for me. My brothe and I would throw things in my little sisters crib and one day we threw a pen in there. She drew all over herself, toys, the wall, the crib! :doh:
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Postby Jenn » August 22nd, 2010, 6:07 pm

lol
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure....
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Postby SassyCassie » August 22nd, 2010, 10:46 pm

I wish i had a pic from my 2 yo nephew a month ago. I heard him fussing so went to get him out of his crib. He was all red - so was the bedding, his clothes, the wall, etc. My 9 yo niece left her lipstick (don't ask me why a 9 yo needs freakin' lipstick) on the end table next to the crib, he got it, spread it everywhere, and went to sleep. Needless to say, i didn't pick him up, i called my BIL to get him instead.

I have no sympathy for the lady who has 8-9 loads of laundry a week. That's IT? I have at least 12, and now my stupid dryer belt broke, and as usual, i will call the appliance place tomorrow and they will tell me they have to order it b/c my dryer is so old (which it is, but barring minor replacements of heating elements, etc) it will probably be running long after the crap they are making right now will be.
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Postby furever_pit » November 16th, 2010, 8:23 pm

LOL!
That site gives me TONS of reasons not to procreate. Gonna have to show this one to the BF. lol
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