Why I have dogs instead of kids...

by **TheRedQueen** » July 24th, 2010, 2:44 pm

while odd, it's not *really* disturbing that I just told one of my dogs..."If you sniff one more penis, you're going in your crate!"

by **hugapitbull** » July 24th, 2010, 4:24 pm

So, is he in his crate yet?

:choke:

is why I don't have kids - and the dogs come real close some days!

by **pitbullmamaliz** » July 24th, 2010, 5:22 pm

Were you saying that to Inara? I could see me saying that to my Inara.

by **TheRedQueen** » July 24th, 2010, 5:31 pm

Yes, he's in his crate...(yes, for sniffing one too many)...and no, it was The Wiener. :giggle:

by **ArtGypsy** » July 24th, 2010, 6:44 pm

I'm wondering this :: Just HOW does one stop a Wiener From Sniffing a Wiener>

by **iluvk9** » July 25th, 2010, 8:58 am

I would imagine Mom's of hookers had to say that to their daughters a lot when they were teens.....

by **ArtGypsy** » July 25th, 2010, 9:49 am

iluvk9 wrote:I would imagine Mom's of hookers had to say that to their daughters a lot when they were teens.....

Bad, Joyce, BAD....... :mrgreen:

by **TheRedQueen** » July 25th, 2010, 11:01 am

iluvk9 wrote:I would imagine Mom's of hookers had to say that to their daughters a lot when they were teens.....

Damn, woman!

by **mnp13** » July 25th, 2010, 1:18 pm

JOYCE!

I have a command for stopping sniffing - anything - people or other dogs "stop being rude." It generally works, and usually gets a laugh from the person they are being rude to which is good because I hate dogs that sniff people.

Ruby sometimes gets snarky with dogs that get too invasive with their sniffing, so say to the dog "she has had her yearly exam this year already, thanks" Which usually gets a laugh from the owner, but I don't need the hassle of her going after another dog...

by **TheRedQueen** » July 25th, 2010, 1:30 pm

mnp13 wrote:JOYCE!

I have a command for stopping sniffing - anything - people or other dogs "stop being rude." It generally works, and usually gets a laugh from the person they are being rude to which is good because I hate dogs that sniff people.

Yeah, I picked this one up from Fidos...they use it for the same thing. Fig does know it... lol

...but there were too many penises to sniff yesterday...all right at nose height for him...little freak is in heaven.

Ruby sometimes gets snarky with dogs that get too invasive with their sniffing, so say to the dog "she has had her yearly exam this year already, thanks" Which usually gets a laugh from the owner, but I don't need the hassle of her going after another dog...

Hahahahahaha...I love this one! I'll have to tell John to use it when Sawyer's getting "examined" by other dogs.

by **ArtGypsy** » July 25th, 2010, 2:18 pm

I NEED to know how one begin teach a "stop being rude' command!!

I'm going to start another thread......

((running off to the next page))

by **furever_pit** » July 25th, 2010, 10:17 pm

I can just imagine little Fig walking around under all the big dogs, sniffing their junk. Gator is kinda obsessed with other dogs too - male and female. :rolleyes2:

I jokingly tell my dogs how I'm going to beat them later. If they were little people I probably would have been hauled off by now. Plus, I don't mind dog drool...but infant slobber NO THANK YOU.

by **PetieMarie22** » July 26th, 2010, 10:01 am

furever_pit wrote:I jokingly tell my dogs how I'm going to beat them later. If they were little people I probably would have been hauled off by now.

We (jokingly, of course!) ask Petie if she'd like another black eye!

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