Turn off the lights, have some extra strong advil and it'll all be better tomorrow morning. Or you can smear peanut butter in the cone (but it would stay greasy and really gross), in the tongue-able areas, and she'll focus on how much FUN the cone is.
“Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.” Chuck Palahniuk
I love pus but I hate people.
I can say words like undifferentiated gonads now!