Dog, I Love You But.....

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Postby furever_pit » February 5th, 2010, 12:16 am

katiek0417 wrote:Axo, I love you, but...well...just stop biting me, okay? Really? You're nearly 7 months old. At least learn to bite me a little more softly...


Haha. Sounds like my Gator.
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Postby katiek0417 » February 5th, 2010, 7:36 pm

furever_pit wrote:
katiek0417 wrote:Axo, I love you, but...well...just stop biting me, okay? Really? You're nearly 7 months old. At least learn to bite me a little more softly...


Haha. Sounds like my Gator.
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Postby maberi » February 5th, 2010, 9:01 pm

Kayden I love you but when you have to take a sh!t, just go outside and get it done with. Don't lay on the bed leaking a$$ juice that smells like a rotting fish all night
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Postby katiek0417 » February 5th, 2010, 9:06 pm

maberi wrote:Kayden I love you but when you have to take a sh!t, just go outside and get it done with. Don't lay on the bed leaking a$$ juice that smells like a rotting fish all night

:puke:
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Postby demolitionic » February 8th, 2010, 10:40 pm

Squish, I love you, but MUST you barrel out of the crate like a bat out of hell? And then MUST you zoomie across the ceramic tile floors where you have NO traction so you mow down everything breakable in your quest to take that corner, just a little faster?
Time to nut up or shut up.
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Postby mnp13 » February 9th, 2010, 12:30 am

I actually do know that those are your claw marks in the butter, even if you are playing innocent in the living room sleeping on your chair.
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Postby Marinepits » February 9th, 2010, 8:56 am

DAMMIT, Mac! If you're going to yack piles of bile after chewing on the firewood, MUST you run to the one rug in the house to do so? Why not just barf on the tile? Save your mom some work for a change. :neutral:
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Postby Malli » February 9th, 2010, 1:35 pm

Oscar, why must you express your anal glands on the couch cuddle blanket, and leave me figure it out via wafting smell?
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Postby Marinepits » February 9th, 2010, 2:27 pm

:lol3: OMG, don't you just HATE that?!?
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Postby Malli » February 9th, 2010, 3:15 pm

Thank Dog for washing machines!
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Postby Choncho » March 10th, 2010, 2:27 pm

Choncho, I love you but could you please not sleep with your butt on my face and then fart in the middle of my sleep?
Choncho I love you but could you please jump your butt in bed because I dont want to lift your 80 pounds of your guts :| everynight.
I am working on it.
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Postby Choncho » March 10th, 2010, 5:09 pm

delilahsmommy wrote:Delilah i love you but do you really have to lick the couch for no reason at all????
Delilah i love you but do you have to lay right on top of me at every minute???

HAHAHA, thats what Choncho Does all the time. :bowDown:
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Postby HappyPuppy » March 10th, 2010, 8:47 pm

Ruby, I love you, but please don't drop your muddy ball in my underwear while I am on the toilet ..........again.

Ruby, you could sleep in our bed with us if your weren't such a covers/mattress hog!
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Postby airwalk » March 10th, 2010, 10:03 pm

Doogie, it is going to be a long next 4-6 weeks if you keep acting like a butt head, ignoring commands and escaping from your crate....
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Postby TinaMartin » March 11th, 2010, 10:24 am

Gator I love you but REALLY! must you flood your crate every time I walk in the house?!
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Postby HappyChick » April 1st, 2010, 10:04 pm

Leni I love you, but PLEEESE stop chewing up everything you can get your teeth on!
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Postby amazincc » April 1st, 2010, 11:13 pm

Daisy, Sepp, Faust... I love you. Period. Got no complaints. :| :wink:



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Postby Malli » April 2nd, 2010, 2:15 am

:neener:
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Postby airwalk » April 2nd, 2010, 9:58 am

Doogie baby..if you are going to redesign shoes...could you please do so to someone elses, I sort of like mine!
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Postby Hoyden » April 2nd, 2010, 10:06 am

If you are going to climb onto the counter to reach the dental chews on top of the fridge, can you avoid getting your hind foot stuck in the toaster? You are quite capable of reaching them without standing on/in the toaster.


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