Gun Hidden in Prisoner's Fat Rolls

Postby Marinepits » August 8th, 2009, 6:44 pm

Obese Texas Inmate Charged With Hiding Gun in His Rolls of Fat

HOUSTON — An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol.

The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

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Postby LMM » August 8th, 2009, 10:35 pm

The mere possibility just made me vomit in my mouth a little.
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Postby Jenn » August 9th, 2009, 1:21 am

That's just disgusting...
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Postby CinderDee » August 9th, 2009, 2:23 am

:shock: lol
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Postby iluvk9 » August 9th, 2009, 6:10 am

You would have thought he had Twinkies hidden in there.
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Postby LMM » August 9th, 2009, 8:27 am

Silly Joyce, twinkies and cheese don't go together.



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Postby BigDogBuford » August 9th, 2009, 12:15 pm

Wouldn't a metal detector have found it?
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