Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act Wit

Postby cheekymunkee » March 26th, 2009, 4:06 pm


Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum

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SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.

Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
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Postby CinderDee » March 26th, 2009, 4:23 pm

Oh my. :spit:
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Postby Jenn » March 26th, 2009, 4:27 pm

:spit: People just, man they just amaze me! :crazy2:
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Postby Marinepits » March 26th, 2009, 4:50 pm

Oh good lord. :rolleyes2: :ROFL2:
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Postby BigDogBuford » March 26th, 2009, 4:54 pm

Probably more time than he would have gotten having sex with an animal.....

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Postby DemoDick » March 26th, 2009, 6:09 pm

How did they get a deposition from the victim?

And considering what people vaccuum up with those things, he'd better get to the clinic ASAP for every test available.

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Postby iluvk9 » March 26th, 2009, 6:12 pm

DemoDick wrote:How did they get a deposition from the victim?

He didn't make a DEPOSIT, he made a WITHDRAWAL. :neener:
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