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Postby lellis34 » March 11th, 2009, 2:16 pm

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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new, the sheriff's office said.
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Postby airwalk » March 11th, 2009, 2:31 pm

:o :shock:

I'm not even sure what to say to that!
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Postby amazincc » March 11th, 2009, 2:37 pm

LMAO

The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me.
At LEAST use an egg beater or a power drill or something... wth... a SAW??? :doh: lol
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Postby BigDogBuford » March 11th, 2009, 3:13 pm

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Postby SisMorphine » March 11th, 2009, 3:15 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

My vagina is having sympathy pains.
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Postby CinderDee » March 11th, 2009, 3:18 pm

I saw that earlier. :shock:
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Postby TinaMartin » March 11th, 2009, 3:50 pm

Now crossing my legs. :shock:
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Postby lellis34 » March 11th, 2009, 4:10 pm

amazincc wrote:LMAO

The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me.
At LEAST use an egg beater or a power drill or something... wth... a SAW??? :doh: lol


I see you've given this some thought. :wink:

Now we just need Joyce to chime in - afterall, she does frequent the Home Depot. :neener:
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Postby Mickle » March 11th, 2009, 4:12 pm

Try Oww!
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Postby amazincc » March 11th, 2009, 4:16 pm

lellis34 wrote:
amazincc wrote:LMAO

The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me.
At LEAST use an egg beater or a power drill or something... wth... a SAW??? :doh: lol


I see you've given this some thought. :wink:



I have indeed. :D

I was very, very bored this morning. :oops: :smileUp:
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Postby Marinepits » March 11th, 2009, 4:20 pm

Er..... :noWay:
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Postby madremissy » March 11th, 2009, 4:22 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:
That is all I got
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » March 11th, 2009, 5:13 pm

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Postby KJS » March 12th, 2009, 1:11 pm

:crazy2: ..surely the toy is like, you know, already a 'toy', :spank: if you wanted something else ...buy something new... btw never attach anything to power tools...thats not the correct useage of them
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Postby DemoDick » March 12th, 2009, 2:36 pm

Amatuer.

Anything less powerful than a 2-stroke engine isn't worth modifying anyway.

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Postby iluvk9 » March 12th, 2009, 2:39 pm

lellis34 wrote:Now we just need Joyce to chime in - afterall, she does frequent the Home Depot. :neener:


But I didn't hang out in the TOOL AISLE! :shock:

Can you imagine how embarrassed she will be in front of her family? Or even the insurance company?
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Postby LMM » March 12th, 2009, 2:58 pm

Tina Martin wrote:Now crossing my legs. :shock:



DIT-TOE :shock:
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Postby lellis34 » March 13th, 2009, 10:48 am

iluvk9 wrote:
lellis34 wrote:Now we just need Joyce to chime in - afterall, she does frequent the Home Depot. :neener:


But I didn't hang out in the TOOL AISLE! :shock:

Can you imagine how embarrassed she will be in front of her family? Or even the insurance company?


"HEY MOM, I'm on the news!!" What some people won't do for their 15 minutes of fame.

And think if you were the claims agent at the HMO when that comes across your desk. You KNOW that one's going up on the bulletin board.
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Postby Moe » March 20th, 2009, 11:25 am

:doh: & :shock:

I think my "little man in the boat" took off for dry land after reading that one!!!
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Postby Jenn » March 20th, 2009, 11:43 am

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