Yeah, that storm caused my cable/internet to go out in my motel room, which prompted to my motel room-neighbor to call me in the middle of the night and say "Hey... I'm the tall Mexican across the hall and I think you are just gorgeous, and you really caught my eye" and then proceeded to tell me his life story.
I'm in a Dairy Queen using their Wi-Fi, and my battery is running out. I got a job. I'll have internet at this beginning of this week and I ate a motherfucking BEEF TONGUE Tostada!
I'll call you soon, Doobs.