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Postby Purple » April 14th, 2006, 7:40 pm

Duh....a watermelon!!!!!
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Postby girlie » April 14th, 2006, 7:49 pm

Purple wrote:Duh....a watermelon!!!!!


Damn you woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Hoyden » April 14th, 2006, 7:55 pm

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pitbullmamaliz wrote:Hehehe - it wouldn't be a PUPPY party, it'd be a PUPAE party!!!

Ahhh, I kill myself....

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You do know what they say about GREEN moths, don't you? They're human aggressive!

Make sure you have a professional assess dear Eggy, and hope that she passes with flying colors -- a professional who is paid to train and assess moths.


What are you talking about?? There are NO human aggressive moths!

I can't believe you are talking about breeding her!!! I suggest she get spayed immediately, you don't want to contribute to the problem... But then again what do I know? I just pontificate and criticise - but mostly I try to use big words to impress people, only to use them in the wrong context and look like an fanny. I pray every night that someone will give me a dictionary....


Umm, back away from the ivory tower . . . back away and no one gets hurt . . . :wink3:


Oh No! We NEED the Ivory Tower!

How else are we to RAISE ourselves above the stench excreted from the mouth of the sanctimonious martyr?

Hell! I say we fortify the tower. Trebuchet to hurl truth in the midst of the sheep. Crossbows & bolts to pierce the bubble of delusion. Balista to launch reality. And if that doesn't work, hot oil will do the trick. :batSmile:
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Postby Purple » April 14th, 2006, 8:27 pm

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Postby Sue » April 14th, 2006, 8:37 pm

It's so much more fun with more company in the Ivory Tower, right Sandy :D
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Postby Purple » April 14th, 2006, 8:58 pm

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Postby Purple » April 14th, 2006, 9:02 pm

Above post belongs in ME's wabbit thread...LOL!!!!
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Postby a-bull » April 14th, 2006, 9:32 pm

Sue wrote:It's so much more fun with more company in the Ivory Tower, right Sandy :D


I felt so alone . . . so cold and scared . . . :rain:
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Postby Marinepits » April 14th, 2006, 9:42 pm

Ah, yes, the good ole days of "wordsmithing and chicanery". :rolleyes2:

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Postby a-bull » April 14th, 2006, 10:19 pm

[quote="Marinepits"]Ah, yes, the good ole days of "wordsmithing and chicanery". :rolleyes2:

lmao . . . one of my all time favorites---thanks for the memories. :D

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Postby SisMorphine » April 17th, 2006, 1:58 pm

Favorite Kitty wrote:Do they only lay eggs once in that two weeks? Maybe she went off to find a boyfriend? :)

Oooh she probably did, little hussy!!
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Postby mnp13 » April 18th, 2006, 6:24 pm

Ok you irresponsible moth owner... where is she? Let me guess, you were too cheap to have her microchipped, right?
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Postby Marinepits » April 18th, 2006, 6:29 pm

You know, you give ALL moth owners a bad name. Shame on you! :evil:
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Postby a-bull » April 18th, 2006, 6:55 pm

mnp13 wrote:Ok you irresponsible moth owner... where is she? Let me guess, you were too cheap to have her microchipped, right?


Yeah, where is she??? No wordsmithing or chicanery . . . I want the truth . . .
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Postby cheekymunkee » April 18th, 2006, 7:55 pm

Did she put up posters? Check the pound? NO!! She went & got a new dog instead!
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Postby Marinepits » April 18th, 2006, 8:13 pm

Oh, so typical. One pet is as good as the next because they're all disposable. :rolleyes2:
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Postby Hoyden » April 18th, 2006, 8:51 pm

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mnp13 wrote:Ok you irresponsible moth owner... where is she? Let me guess, you were too cheap to have her microchipped, right?


Yeah, where is she??? No wordsmithing or chicanery . . . I want the truth . . .


Yeah! We want the truth because we CAN handle the truth!
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Postby Purple » April 18th, 2006, 8:54 pm

Ohhhh, nooooo....she is at the mothlet party in Mechanicsburg.......
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Postby Hoyden » April 18th, 2006, 9:11 pm

Purple wrote:Ohhhh, nooooo....she is at the mothlet party in Mechanicsburg.......


Would that be a Puppae Party :D
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Postby Purple » April 18th, 2006, 9:12 pm

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Purple wrote:Ohhhh, nooooo....she is at the mothlet party in Mechanicsburg.......


Would that be a Puppae Party :D


I stand corrected!


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