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Postby Marinepits » December 19th, 2008, 11:01 pm

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

At age 82 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


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Postby amazincc » December 19th, 2008, 11:04 pm

At age 84 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.


LMAO
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » December 19th, 2008, 11:04 pm

Hell, I only have 16 more years to live. Does that mean I can stop paying my student loans?

Liz: At age 46 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
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Postby Jenn » December 19th, 2008, 11:06 pm

At age 74 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.


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Postby Marinepits » December 19th, 2008, 11:10 pm

Now, THAT'S freakin' funny!!! LMAO
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Postby Moe » December 19th, 2008, 11:15 pm

Monique: At age 69 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

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Postby madremissy » December 19th, 2008, 11:19 pm

Missy: At age 96 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » December 19th, 2008, 11:19 pm

How come I'm the only one dying young??? >(
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Postby Pit♥bull » December 19th, 2008, 11:20 pm

Bob: At age 114 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then
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Postby hugapitbull » December 19th, 2008, 11:30 pm

Shanna: At age 105 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!


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Postby Hundilein » December 19th, 2008, 11:40 pm

pitbullmamaliz wrote:How come I'm the only one dying young??? >(


You're not any more...

At age 51 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
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Postby iluvk9 » December 20th, 2008, 12:02 am

Well, thank heavens I will be here, on PBT, posting for many, many more years!


At age 101 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » December 20th, 2008, 12:04 am

iluvk9 wrote:Well, thank heavens I will be here, on PBT, posting for many, many more years!


At age 101 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.


Joyce, at 101 you shouldn't be cooking any more!
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Postby Pit♥bull » December 20th, 2008, 12:13 am

Trouble: At age 17 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. :woowoo: :soExcited:
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Postby CinderDee » December 20th, 2008, 12:27 am

Dee: At age 88 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.


Won't that be a pretty sight? :shock:

Kato: At age 53 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
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Postby KJS » December 20th, 2008, 11:16 am

Kirsty: At age 59 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.


COOL! :headbanger:
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Postby call2arms » December 20th, 2008, 11:37 am

isa: At age 58 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

I always knew something was shady about monkeys. Fisticuffs :giggle:
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Postby BigDogBuford » December 20th, 2008, 11:55 am

Creepy! :shock:

Hottie: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
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Postby TheRedQueen » December 20th, 2008, 12:11 pm

Mine doesn't seem all that unlikely...

Erin: At age 48 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
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Postby BigDogBuford » December 20th, 2008, 12:13 pm

TheRedQueen wrote:Mine doesn't seem all that unlikely...

Erin: At age 48 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.


Nothing better than cheese out of a can!!
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