What in the Hell?!?

Postby Marinepits » December 17th, 2008, 9:37 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468973,00.html

Human-Sized Mystery Heart Found at Michigan Car Wash

PAW PAW, Mich. — A human-sized heart found at a southwestern Michigan car wash has investigators wondering whether it came from a person or an animal.

The organ was discovered in a corner of a manual wash bay at Soapy's Car Wash, Paw Paw police said. The owner of the business found it Monday on the floor of the bay, according to WOOD-TV in Grand Rapids and WWMT-TV in Kalamazoo.

Police first took the heart to an animal clinic, where a veterinarian was unable to determine its origin. The next stop was a local cardiologist, who said while it was "consistent in size to a human heart," he could not make a conclusive determination as to its source, said police Chief Patrick W. Alspaugh.

The chief took the organ Tuesday to Lansing's Sparrow Hospital, where forensic scientists were to examine it.

"If it's a human heart, that prompts the question, 'Then where's the body?"' Alspaugh told the Kalamazoo Gazette.

He said he didn't know when the forensic scientists will give him their findings.

If it turns out that the heart came from an animal, it would not be the first time that someone has left animal parts at the car wash

The owner told police that animal parts had been left before at the car wash, but never a heart.

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Postby pitbullmamaliz » December 17th, 2008, 9:40 pm

Um. Uh. I got nothing. :|
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Postby madremissy » December 17th, 2008, 9:45 pm

:shocker:
That is crazy.
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Postby DemoDick » December 17th, 2008, 10:06 pm

So THAT'S where it ended up! Been looking for that thing for days. :|

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Postby Favorite Kitty » December 17th, 2008, 10:13 pm

I bet it was from a hunter? A deer or moose heart would be comparable in size, wouldnt it?
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Postby BullyLady » December 17th, 2008, 10:18 pm

Favorite Kitty wrote:I bet it was from a hunter? A deer or moose heart would be comparable in size, wouldnt it?


Umm... NO. They would be MUCH larger.
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Postby Marinepits » December 17th, 2008, 10:20 pm

From a small deer, maybe, but a moose heart is huge.

I'm thinking it's from roadkill caught in the undercarriage of a car?
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Postby LMM » December 17th, 2008, 10:21 pm

Pft. Soapy's my ass.

I'm quite sure this car wash is really called Gateway to Hell & Damnation Carwash. You know, where it's commonplace to find various body parts while you get your car cleaned.


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Postby SisMorphine » December 17th, 2008, 10:23 pm

Yeah, I find animal parts at my work all the time. It didn't creep me out until a heart showed up.

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Postby BigDogBuford » December 17th, 2008, 11:00 pm

Maybe the heart is related to the feet that have been washing up in BC. :|
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Postby KJS » December 18th, 2008, 3:34 am

"You found a what now?....at the car wash?...riiiight..."

can you imagine the call going through to the emergency services?
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Postby Malli » December 18th, 2008, 5:18 am

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