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Postby BigDogBuford » November 22nd, 2008, 12:12 pm

Oooh, I need a Godzilla cake topper. But the male half needs to have a removable head so I can bite it off.....
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Postby BritneyP » November 23rd, 2008, 12:15 am

cheekymunkee wrote:Very cool!! In Texas it is illegal to sell dildos so sex shops market them as 'cake toppers'. True story



Sheesh... remind me never to move to Texas! :| :wink:
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Postby SisMorphine » November 23rd, 2008, 8:28 am

How did I miss this before? VERY cool!!!! I love it

BritneyP wrote:Erin, that is REALLY cool!! :mrgreen:

Can't wait to see Katrina's! :wink:

Same here!

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OMG a bride sending a dog on her groom . . . that would be the BEST cake topper ever :)
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Postby cheekymunkee » November 23rd, 2008, 3:36 pm

BritneyP wrote:
cheekymunkee wrote:Very cool!! In Texas it is illegal to sell dildos so sex shops market them as 'cake toppers'. True story



Sheesh... remind me never to move to Texas! :| :wink:


I know! It is illegal to even have the sex toy parties. They still do have them but you can get in trouble for it. Silly silly law
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Postby BigDogBuford » November 23rd, 2008, 4:51 pm

There's a really good song by the Wet Spots called "Texas Annie" and it's about a lady smuggling dildos into Texas! :D
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Postby BigDogBuford » November 23rd, 2008, 4:55 pm

The lyrics:

Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan
She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband.
And when the fog was thick, she'd pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line,
'Cause in Texas, the penalty for masturbation is a crime.

Hard-livin' and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk,
She was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' rascal.
With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas
An' a probe for every asshole in El Paso.

Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas
We don't touch ourselves down there round here at all.
And it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable
To a prison term of twenty-seven years.

Well, she'd rent a room in a cheap saloon and start sellin' all her wares,
She'd be drinkin' whisky and gettin' frisky, conductin' her affairs.
And by the end of the night, she'd be good and tight, with a girl on either side,
And she'd grab her saddle and a ping-pong paddle and take them for a ride.

Till the good ol' boys got their good ol' balls all tied up in a sling,
And the governor said "I'll have her head, that butch is gonna swing,"
The boys felt replaced and they felt replaced and they chased her high and long
There's no debate in the Lone Star State about who should wear the dong.

Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas
We don't touch ourselves down there round here at all.
And it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable
To be tried before a jury of your queers. I mean, peers.

Annie in the bedroom picking out toys,
Annie been done by the governor's boys,
Annie gonna get the electric chair,
A thousand volts in the derriere.

[spoken]Wooo-hooo! [laugh] Do it again, muthafucka, come on!

So they strapped her in and the governor grinned, "I guess you've had your fun,
Shoulda made your money as a playboy bunny or by selling people guns.
So goodnight Texas Annie - I hope you burn in hell,"
She said "I'll see you there, you sonofabitch, and I'll see your wife as well!"

So he flipped the switch, she began to twitch and vibrate all around,
Smoke filled the room, there was a thunderous boom and a high pitched buzzing sound.
And as the air cleared, she'd disappeared, and a hundred eyes drew wide
The men were stiff with horror, but their wives looked satisfied.

Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas,
So here's your chance to stick it to the man.
Take every opportunity to whack off with impunity,
Go smurf yourselves as often as you can.
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Postby SisMorphine » November 23rd, 2008, 6:36 pm

And that is now my new favorite song.
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Postby cheekymunkee » November 26th, 2008, 1:54 am

LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Postby SisMorphine » November 26th, 2008, 9:47 am

Okay so since you posted that song I have COMPLETELY fallen in love with The Wet Spots. I currently have "Do You Take It?" stuck in my head.
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