What Religion is your bra???

Keep yourself busy at work!

Postby gayrghts » August 22nd, 2008, 8:35 pm

> What Religion is Your Bra?
> A dyke walked into the ladies department of a Macy'sand shyly walked
> up tothe woman behind the counter and said,'I'd like to buy a bra
for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?'asked the clerk.
> 'Type?' inquires the dyke, 'There's more than one type?'
> ' Look around,'said the saleslady,as she showed a sea of bras in
> every shape, size, colorand material imaginable.'Actually, even
with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to
> choose from .' Relieved, the dyke asked about the types. The
> saleslady replied:'There are the Catholic,the Salvation Army,the
> Presbyterian,and the Baptist types.Which one would you prefer?'
> Now totally befuddled,the dyke asked about the differences between
> them. The Saleslady responded,'It is all really quite simple. ...
> The Catholic type supports the masses;
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type
> keeps them staunch and upright;
> The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
> letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
> couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time
you became informed!
> (A} Almost Boobs...
> {B} Barely there...
> {C} Can't Complain!...
> {D} Dang!...
> {DD} Double dang!...
> {E} Enormous!...
> {F} Fake...
> {G} Get a Reduction...
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...
> Send this to all that will appreciate it! PS...They forgot the
> German bra... Holtzemfromfloppen

A dog teaches a (kid) boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
User avatar
I live here
Posts: 2346
Location: upstate ny

Postby iluvk9 » August 23rd, 2008, 9:26 am


Glad YOU posted this....
I'm Cougarific!
Posts: 14900
Location: New York

Postby Beth » August 23rd, 2008, 1:21 pm

Dang! Mine is Catholic.
Mom to
Blaze 3/17/93 - 3/30/07
Onyx b 3/7/99
Duchess b 3/12/02 r 9/18/02
Rifle b 12/1/02 r 8/8/03
Diamond b 5/3/05 a 8/3/05
Luka r 5/16/07
Dixie b 10/20/06 a 4/1/08
User avatar
Enlightened Bully
Posts: 1584
Location: With Mick and Jessica

Postby airwalk » August 23rd, 2008, 6:55 pm

Mine's either Catholic or German...hmmmm
User avatar
I live here
Posts: 3791
Location: Oregon

Postby BullyLady » August 23rd, 2008, 11:54 pm

I'm gonna have to say a combo of Catholic and Presbyterian.
Keeping the masses staunch and upright. :giggle:
"I'm not all bad but I'm a faithful sinner."
~Dave Matthews
Shelby - AB Mix 1 yr - CGC
User avatar
Proud Uber Nerd
Posts: 1060
Location: E Washington State

Return to Fun and Games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users