> What Religion is Your Bra?
>
> A dyke walked into the ladies department of a Macy'sand shyly walked
> up tothe woman behind the counter and said,'I'd like to buy a bra
for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?'asked the clerk.
> 'Type?' inquires the dyke, 'There's more than one type?'
> ' Look around,'said the saleslady,as she showed a sea of bras in
> every shape, size, colorand material imaginable.'Actually, even
with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to
> choose from .' Relieved, the dyke asked about the types. The
> saleslady replied:'There are the Catholic,the Salvation Army,the
> Presbyterian,and the Baptist types.Which one would you prefer?'
> Now totally befuddled,the dyke asked about the differences between
> them. The Saleslady responded,'It is all really quite simple. ...
> The Catholic type supports the masses;
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type
> keeps them staunch and upright;
> The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'
>
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
> letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
> couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time
you became informed!
> (A} Almost Boobs...
> {B} Barely there...
> {C} Can't Complain!...
> {D} Dang!...
> {DD} Double dang!...
> {E} Enormous!...
> {F} Fake...
> {G} Get a Reduction...
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...
> Send this to all that will appreciate it! PS...They forgot the
> German bra... Holtzemfromfloppen