Do you think she is glowing??

Postby madremissy » May 19th, 2008, 4:22 pm

Monkey sex- wild and out sex. Just a term,
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Postby iluvk9 » May 19th, 2008, 5:05 pm

I can't imagine being SO pregnant and wanting sex. Monkey or otherwise.

I remember some new show where women were eating a certain pizza and going into labor within minutes. I think it was in Texas. :| Do you Texan's HAVE pizza?
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Postby madremissy » May 19th, 2008, 6:23 pm

iluvk9 wrote:I can't imagine being SO pregnant and wanting sex. Monkey or otherwise.

I remember some new show where women were eating a certain pizza and going into labor within minutes. I think it was in Texas. :| Do you Texan's HAVE pizza?

Bristol's sentiments EXACTLY. I hear it is one of the best thing to bring on labor. Her doctor told her to. I don't think he described it as monkey sex though :|
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Postby SisMorphine » May 19th, 2008, 6:27 pm

madremissy wrote:
iluvk9 wrote:I can't imagine being SO pregnant and wanting sex. Monkey or otherwise.

I remember some new show where women were eating a certain pizza and going into labor within minutes. I think it was in Texas. :| Do you Texan's HAVE pizza?

Bristol's sentiments EXACTLY. I hear it is one of the best thing to bring on labor. Her doctor told her to. I don't think he described it as monkey sex though :|

Just buy her a vibrator. It's the orgasm that does it and if she's creeped out at the thought of sex there are definitely other ways to get there!!!
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Postby madremissy » May 19th, 2008, 8:05 pm

I will pass that information on. :wink:
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Postby katiek0417 » May 21st, 2008, 12:03 pm

What a gorgeous picture!
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