Your New Name

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Postby Jenn » March 12th, 2008, 9:23 pm

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Have we done this? I don't recall...

Anyway new name is ~~~~~~~~~ Sloopy Pottyshorts (sounds gross) :lol3:
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » March 12th, 2008, 9:28 pm

You may now call me Zippy GorillaButt. :giggle:
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Postby Marinepits » March 12th, 2008, 9:30 pm

Sloopy FarkleHump :backRoll:
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Postby Jenn » March 12th, 2008, 9:32 pm

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Postby SisMorphine » March 12th, 2008, 10:06 pm

Dinky Pottydoodle
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Postby airwalk » March 12th, 2008, 10:38 pm

Snickle Dippin-tush here, thank you :greenWave:
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Postby madremissy » March 12th, 2008, 11:40 pm

Hello, My name is Snooty Farkle Pants. What does farkle mean? :|
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Postby Moe » March 13th, 2008, 12:07 am

Hello, Sloopy GizzardButt here :greenWave:
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I laugh cause I just farted!
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Postby CinderDee » March 13th, 2008, 5:14 am

Sloopy ChickenFace here. :greenWave:
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Postby iluvk9 » March 13th, 2008, 6:03 am

Dinky Chickenpants.
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Postby airwalk » March 14th, 2008, 11:48 am

On March 13 2008, 5:03 AM, iluvk9 wrote:Dinky Chickenpants.

From the lady that loves home depot...hmmm...may be fitting. :backRoll:
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Postby TheRedQueen » March 14th, 2008, 12:37 pm

Nice to meet you name is Dorky Dippinhiney. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Rolls off the tongue nicely. :mrgreen:
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Postby katiek0417 » March 14th, 2008, 2:20 pm

Tootsie Dippindoodle

hmmm...kinda flows doesn't it!

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Wait, does this mean I need to post a new introduction :wink:
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Postby BigDogBuford » March 14th, 2008, 2:24 pm

Snickle Farkle-Sniffer.

Hmmm....maybe I should have used that for my burlesque name?

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Postby LaylaWoobie » March 14th, 2008, 6:11 pm

Sloopy Pottydunkin :greenWave:
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Postby hey21jude » March 16th, 2008, 11:05 pm

Hi my name is: liver dippinsniffer :greenWave:
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Postby Beth » March 16th, 2008, 11:14 pm

:greenWave: Hi all. Allow me to introduce myself. I am dorky girdlebutt. LMAO
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Postby KJS » March 20th, 2008, 2:45 pm

Doofus Waffle Doodle

spooky! :shock:
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Postby call2arms » April 20th, 2008, 9:50 am

Snickle LickinButt.

This is not funny.
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Postby Jenn » April 20th, 2008, 11:41 am

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure....
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