Airplane funnies...

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Postby Asta » March 21st, 2006, 10:36 am

...Got this from a friend, rather fun if i may say so :)

After every flight, Jetsgo pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
>sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
>
>The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs
>on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets
>before the next flight.
>
>Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
>Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted
>by Jetsgo pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked
>with an S) by maintenance engineers.
>
>By the way, Jetsgo is the only major airline that has never had an
>accident.
>
>
>P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
>S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
>
>P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
>S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
>
>P: Something loose in cockpit.
>S: Something tightened in cockpit.
>
>P: Dead bugs on windshield.
>S: Live bugs on back-order.
>
>P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
>descent.
>S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
>
>P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
>S: Evidence removed.
>
>P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
>S: DME volume set to more believable level.
>
>P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
>S: That's what they're for.
>
>P: IFF inoperative.
>S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
>
>P: Suspected crack in windshield.
>S: Suspect you're right.
>
>P: Number 3 engine missing.
>S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
>
>P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
>S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
>
>P: Target radar hums.
>S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
>
>P: Mouse in cockpit.
>S: Cat installed.
>
>And the best one for last..................
>
>P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
>pounding on something with a hammer.
>S: Took hammer away from midget
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Postby Maryellen » March 21st, 2006, 10:41 am

OMG that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby cheekymunkee » March 21st, 2006, 10:53 am

:backRoll: :backRoll:
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Postby call2arms » March 21st, 2006, 12:52 pm

:fastRoll: :fastRoll:
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Postby GreddyGirl » March 21st, 2006, 1:53 pm

My step dad is gonna love this. He fixes airplanes for Air Canada!
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Postby mnp13 » March 21st, 2006, 2:10 pm

very funny!
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » March 21st, 2006, 2:11 pm

You know, I've seen that so many times before, and every time I just howl with laughter!
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Postby Jenn » March 21st, 2006, 2:26 pm

I've read it as well, but still couldn't resist the urge to send it to a friend, lol
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Postby SisMorphine » March 21st, 2006, 3:02 pm

I know I've seen that before, but I laugh until I cry every time!!!
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Postby Jesseca » March 21st, 2006, 4:56 pm

That is hysterical!!!!!!! :ROFL2:
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