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by **Maryellen** » March 20th, 2006, 10:03 pm

jamie just walked in, i asked him how the work was coming on my cousins 57 chevy that jamie is working on.. his exact words:

Cant put lipstick on a pig :backRoll:

by **SisMorphine** » March 20th, 2006, 10:05 pm

Maryellen wrote:Cant put lipstick on a pig

Have I ever mentioned how much I love that emoticon?

by **luvmyangels** » March 20th, 2006, 10:11 pm

by **Purple** » March 20th, 2006, 10:14 pm

by **Maryellen** » March 20th, 2006, 10:18 pm

where is the lipstick purple????

by **Purple** » March 20th, 2006, 10:19 pm

Maryellen wrote:where is the lipstick purple????

by **Maryellen** » March 20th, 2006, 10:20 pm

cute very cute. but i want a pig with lipstick on

by **Purple** » March 20th, 2006, 10:22 pm

by **Maryellen** » March 20th, 2006, 10:25 pm

that is perfect, i just showed jamie and he was cracking up... and he corrected me the car is a 55 not a 57

by **BigDogBuford** » March 20th, 2006, 10:38 pm

I love it!

My newest favorite from my dad:

"You can't put a tutu on a turd!"

Not sure what it meant but I thought it was funny as heck.

by **Big_Ant** » March 21st, 2006, 3:19 pm

I love this one that I picked up from my dad.

When you ask someone something, and they say, "...Almost..."

Reply:
"Almost doesn't count except in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades!"

My 4 year old daughter gets that one all of the time when I ask her if she finished cleaning her room, cleaning the bathroom, etc.

- Anthony

by **dogcrazyjen** » March 21st, 2006, 3:30 pm

So....
sew buttons on ice cream if your fast enough!

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