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Postby Maryellen » March 20th, 2006, 10:03 pm

jamie just walked in, i asked him how the work was coming on my cousins 57 chevy that jamie is working on.. his exact words:

Cant put lipstick on a pig :backRoll:
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Postby SisMorphine » March 20th, 2006, 10:05 pm

Maryellen wrote:Cant put lipstick on a pig :backRoll:

:spit:

Have I ever mentioned how much I love that emoticon?
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Postby luvmyangels » March 20th, 2006, 10:11 pm

lol
I am "The Rat Queen".

Have a great day!! :)

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Postby Purple » March 20th, 2006, 10:14 pm

:piggy:
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Postby Maryellen » March 20th, 2006, 10:18 pm

where is the lipstick purple????
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Postby Purple » March 20th, 2006, 10:19 pm

Maryellen wrote:where is the lipstick purple????


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Postby Maryellen » March 20th, 2006, 10:20 pm

:D cute very cute. but i want a pig with lipstick on
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Postby Purple » March 20th, 2006, 10:22 pm

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Postby Maryellen » March 20th, 2006, 10:25 pm

that is perfect, i just showed jamie and he was cracking up... and he corrected me the car is a 55 not a 57
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Postby BigDogBuford » March 20th, 2006, 10:38 pm

I love it!

My newest favorite from my dad:

"You can't put a tutu on a turd!"

Not sure what it meant but I thought it was funny as heck.
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Postby Big_Ant » March 21st, 2006, 3:19 pm

I love this one that I picked up from my dad.

When you ask someone something, and they say, "...Almost..."

Reply:
"Almost doesn't count except in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades!"

My 4 year old daughter gets that one all of the time when I ask her if she finished cleaning her room, cleaning the bathroom, etc.

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Postby dogcrazyjen » March 21st, 2006, 3:30 pm

So....
sew buttons on ice cream if your fast enough!
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