by Big_Ant » March 21st, 2006, 3:19 pm
I love this one that I picked up from my dad.
When you ask someone something, and they say, "...Almost..."
Reply:
"Almost doesn't count except in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades!"
My 4 year old daughter gets that one all of the time when I ask her if she finished cleaning her room, cleaning the bathroom, etc.
- Anthony