Dog, I Love You But.....

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Postby TinaMartin » February 1st, 2008, 4:15 pm

On January 31 2008, 4:09 PM, Michele wrote:
JC I love you but do you have to burp in my face after every meal you eat?

My Chow use to do this!
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Postby juniper8204 » February 1st, 2008, 7:19 pm

Jugger I love you, but must you make it sound you are knocking down the house everytime you play?

Mindy Lou, I love you, but must you bruise my legs with your whip of a tail every time you're happy?

Augustus, I love you, but must you eat your salty Tootsie Rolls from the litter box then insist on wiping your litter drool all over my black work pants?

Megan, I love you, but your gas can gag a maggot.
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Postby Moe » February 1st, 2008, 7:57 pm

:backRoll: These are great!

Titan, I love you, but can you please stop pooing on the sidewalk..

Molly, I love you, but can you please resist from kissing me after you have thoroughly cleaned everyone's butt holes...

Emma, I love you, but can you please wag your tail when I pet you and not look like I am going to kill you every time I try to pet you...really hunny we are not going to hurt you..oh and please stop pooing with Titan on the side walk :wink:

Koji, I love you, you huge fuzzy road block, but can you please when you see me coming home, not block me from the bathroom, I mean I know your huge, but when a girls gotta go, you gotta get out of the way :shock:

To all four of you, I love you all dearly, and really I do not NEED ALL of you in the small/tiny bathroom with me, really, i can handle it on my own...really guys...I can :wink:
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Postby Scout » February 1st, 2008, 8:28 pm

On February 01 2008, 6:57 PM, Moe wrote::backRoll: These are great!

To all four of you, I love you all dearly, and really I do not NEED ALL of you in the small/tiny bathroom with me, really, i can handle it on my own...really guys...I can :wink:


LMAO
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Postby hey21jude » February 6th, 2008, 3:39 pm

Cleo I love you but... must you wake me with your stinky kisses EVERY morning?

Cleo I love you but.. must you be so scared of the kitties? They're not going to eat you. I promise.

Dexter I love you but... must you fart in my face EVERY night!

Dexter I love you but... must you follow me everywhere? Mommy can go to the bathroom by herself...I'll be back I swear!

Dexter I love you but...STOP LICKING MY HANDS!!!

Dexter I love you but...the kitties do NOT want to cuddle with you. Your big, clumsy, and stinky!


Cleo and Dexter I love you both but...When someone comes to the door... SHUT THE HECK UP!!
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Postby delilahsmommy » February 6th, 2008, 8:49 pm

Delilah i love you but do you really have to lay in my spot on the bed when you know im getting ready to lay there???
Delilah i love you but do you really have to lick the couch for no reason at all????
Delilah i love you but do you have to lay right on top of me at every minute???
Delilah i love but do you have to pull me and make me almost fall just to get to the older golden walking 20ft away???
Bea i dont know if i love you yet (haha) but do you have to bull Delilah at every moment of everyday?
Bea you are cute but thats doesnt mean you can eat my socks i need them for my feet
some people just dont get it...
and some shouldnt
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Postby airwalk » February 6th, 2008, 9:56 pm

Magic...I'm still deciding about you..but really baby, when a new person or dog is introduced into your world, you do not have to completely lose it and pee everywhere!
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Postby pmashaney81 » February 7th, 2008, 2:26 pm

On January 30 2008, 6:59 PM, jmashaney wrote:Bella and Justus, we love you. No buts. Please get better.


agreed! but i would love it if Justus stopped peeing on everything whenever you look at him funny.
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Postby call2arms » February 11th, 2008, 8:38 pm

Jessie... I love you but please, please, stop throwing yourself at the end of the leash when there is a sudden strong gust of -30c wind... You rip my arm off AND we're both cold, now concentrate on doing your business and you'll be back inside sooner...
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Postby kaitkait52 » February 12th, 2008, 4:58 pm

Raisin... I love you but please stop eating anything you come into contact with. The 7 corn muffins and the pear two days ago obviously didn't make your tummy feel too good ,now did it! :crazy:


Brady... I love you but you need to learn to share me with daddy. Enough of the Mommy guarding jealousy bit.
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Postby Marinepits » January 28th, 2010, 7:45 pm

Shorty, I love you but PLEASE stop getting underfoot when I'm bringing firewood into the house! I probably wouldn't have dropped the whole pile on your stubborn hard rock of a head if you hadn't tripped me. You can sniff the wood when it's in the holder by the stove you know.
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Postby HappyChick » January 29th, 2010, 10:21 am

Celena I love you, but please don't pee on my bed again.
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Postby kera09 » January 29th, 2010, 11:24 am

Ava i love you, but for the love of god stop letting this puppy out the crate!!!

Duge i love you, but do you need to be attached to hip 24-7???

Lulu, i love you, but please stop peeing and pooping on the bedroom floor while im sleeping and pretend it wasnt you when i wake up!
duge, ava, lulu and martini's momma :)
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Postby plebayo » January 29th, 2010, 11:26 am

Seth I love you, but next time I have someone over will you PLEASE just lay down and be quiet. Especially if it's a guy.
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Postby maberi » January 29th, 2010, 11:34 am

Marinepits wrote:Shorty, I love you but do you HAVE to blow your anal glands every time we have company?


Does Shorty do this because he is spooked by company?
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Postby Marinepits » January 29th, 2010, 11:49 am

No, she LOVES company. Crazy-wiggle-butt-happiness ensues with company. Once company is seated, she will THROW herself on their laps and wiggle like a crazy dog to get her belly spanked. I'm convinced she blows her anals just to be spiteful, LOL. :squint:

(Seriously, she has a LOT of problems with her glands and it just happens, especially if she's excited.)
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Postby airwalk » January 30th, 2010, 1:08 am

Scooter, Magic & Doogie I miss you.
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Postby TheRedQueen » February 4th, 2010, 11:25 pm

Fig, just because you only weigh 9# does not mean you get to stand on the keyboard.
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Postby furever_pit » February 4th, 2010, 11:38 pm

Dylan, I love you...but you can stop making it your life's work to intimidate every man that comes into the house.

Gator, I love you...but if you could keep the snoring, farting, drooling, and burping to a minimum I would really appreciate it, really.
Gator, I love you...but I am not a springboard. Just jump beside me instead.
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Postby katiek0417 » February 4th, 2010, 11:59 pm

Nisha, I love you, but you don't need to follow me around every time I move from the couch...especially when I get in the shower.

Axo, I love you, but...well...just stop biting me, okay? Really? You're nearly 7 months old. At least learn to bite me a little more softly...

Nemo, I love you, but, running around like a smurfing idiot is not conducive to healing your leg! Please stop.
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