Dog, I Love You But.....

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Postby Marinepits » January 30th, 2008, 7:45 pm

Mac, I love you but MUST you keep proving that you are far stronger than me every time we're out leash walking and a squirrel runs across your path?

Shorty, I love you but do you HAVE to blow your anal glands every time we have company?

Tucker, I love you but what the HELL are you eating that gives you ass breath?

Katy, I love you but MUST you pretend you're hard-of-hearing when I ask you to get out of the kitchen cabinets?

Indy, I love you but do you HAVE to pee on 45,000 things at 5 am?
Never make someone a priority in your life when that someone treats you like an option.
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Postby SisMorphine » January 30th, 2008, 7:48 pm

Wally I love you but could you please pop a breath mint?

Teeny I love you but could you please stop acting like an a-hole in public?
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Postby jmashaney » January 30th, 2008, 7:59 pm

Bella and Justus, we love you. No buts. Please get better.
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Postby airwalk » January 30th, 2008, 9:09 pm

Charlie I love you but please stop peeing on the patio

Cinder I love you but must you act lilke a cheerleader everytime Magic is yelling at the evil pugs

Magic I love you but must you always yell at the evil pugs

Scooter I love you, but baby you have to do something about your farts
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Postby Malli » January 30th, 2008, 9:13 pm

Oscar, I love you, but could you try some head and shoulders and start bathing yourself?
Oscar, I love you, but I've got that person at the door, outside the car, or in front of the house, really, I do. I can handle it, and when I tell you to shut up, I'm not just saying it.
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Postby pitbullmamaliz » January 30th, 2008, 10:49 pm

Inara, I love you, but must you antagonize the kitty?
Inara, I love you, but must you try to french kiss me at every opportunity?
Inara, my dear, I do love you, but MUST you scootch your itchy butt on my white carpet?
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Postby katiek0417 » January 30th, 2008, 11:05 pm

Cy, I love you, but must you jump on me every time I give you an obedience command? Then start licking me to kiss up?

Rocky, I love you, but must you act like the boogey man is coming to get you...well, all of the time?

Sacha, I love you, but must you eat poop then regurgitate?

Nisha, I love you, but must you jump 6 feet in the air (until you're over my head) just to get me to pet you?

Kaiden, I love you, but must you pee on the dog food bags in the garage when your brother is around?

Drusilla, I love you, but must you constantly lick me in apology?

Jue, I love you, but must you try to climb up into my arms, while I'm standing?

Asja, I love you, but must you...well, you're kinda easy...

Kyah, I love you, but must you always treat the cats like they are some funny looking dog?
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Postby Beth » January 30th, 2008, 11:14 pm

Onyx, I love you, but when Momma says enough of licking your feet that means stop, not lick faster, harder and louder!

Duchess, I love you, but you do not need to bark uncontrollably whenever anything living creature (bird, dog, cat, lizard, person) walks on the sidewalk across the street. They are allowed there.

Rifle, I love you, but you are in fact not a 5 pound Chi but a big 125 pound baby dinosaur. Please stop jumping onto my lap like you were a Chi.

Diamond, I love you, but barking at your brothers and sisters when they pick up a toy you walked away from 20 minutes ago is not very nice. Go pick up one of the other 300 toys around.

Luka, I love you, but you can eat the food we give you. It is not poison to only be tasted with the very tip of your tongue and walked away from.
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Postby amazincc » January 31st, 2008, 12:23 am

Daisy, I love you, but - PLEASE!!! - we are out in the rain so you can go potty... NOT to play ball! :crazy:

Mick, I love you, but... hell, I got nothin'... :| :mrgreen:
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Postby TheRedQueen » January 31st, 2008, 1:03 am

Ripley, I love you, but please stop licking and causing mats to form on your underbelly.

Xander, I love you, but please stop putting tennis balls right where I'm about to sit.

Inara, I love you, but SHUT THE HELL UP! (esp. in agility class, please)

Sawyer, I love you, but...you obviously love John more. So :cheeky3:

Score, I love you, but watch that tail!
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Postby Magnolia618 » January 31st, 2008, 3:32 am

Maggie, I love you... but stop pretending you are deaf. You know what I am saying. You are very smart. So LISTEN!

Trey, I love you, but leave the cat alone! and damn kid... take some ritalin or something!

Hendrix, I love you but stop growing hair. I hate having to shave you down. And for the love of god, let me clip your nails once in your life.

Noah, I love you, but you cannot go outside. Period.
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Postby katiek0417 » January 31st, 2008, 8:04 am

On January 31 2008, 12:03 AM, TheRedQueen wrote:
Inara, I love you, but SHUT THE HELL UP! (esp. in agility class, please)



Poor Inara...so misunderstood!!!
"Rumor has it, compulsion is evil."

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Cy TC, PSA 1, PSA 2, 2009 PSA Level 3 National Champion
Axo - Psycho Puppy
Rocky - RIP My Baby Boy
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Postby Marinepits » January 31st, 2008, 4:20 pm

Mac, I love you but would you PLEASE stop draining the water bowl then puking it back up on the new rug!?!? :squint:
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Postby katiek0417 » January 31st, 2008, 4:30 pm

Cy I love you, but why have you suddenly taken a liking to sitting on my laptop?
"Rumor has it, compulsion is evil."

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Nisha CGC, PDC, PSA TC, PSA 1 - Crazy Malinois
Drusilla SLUT- Pet
Nemo - Dual-Purpose Narcotics
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Axo - Psycho Puppy
Rocky - RIP My Baby Boy
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Postby Scout » January 31st, 2008, 4:31 pm

Cookie I love you but damn! Can you PLEASE do something about the smells you emit from your rear end? And must you constantly lick/clean the insides of Buddie's mouth?

Buddie I love you but can you please stop stepping on Cookie's pooh? And stop being such an instigator you little turd!! >(
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Postby sw_df27 » January 31st, 2008, 4:48 pm

Alexis I love you but every person that comes to our house isn't out to hurt us.

Havoc I love you really but you smell really bad sometimes please stop farting all the time.

Chaos I love you but every animal isn't here for you to kill.

Warhead I love you but you are too big to jump on me all the time, And please when it's time to go back outside don't drop to the floor and make me try to carry you I only weight 100 lbs.
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Postby Michele » January 31st, 2008, 5:09 pm

JC I love you but you have bad breath

JC I love you but do you have to burp in my face after every meal you eat?

JC I love you but even though you are a chihuahua, must you stretch out sideways on my bed?
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Postby cheekymunkee » January 31st, 2008, 5:48 pm

Justice, I love you but life is not a race. You can walk, really you can. You dont have to tear around the house like your ass is on fire

Ollie, I love you but speaking of ass, your dingle berries are not cute.

Munkee, I love you but you do not have to follow me 24/7. You can stay where you are. You do't have to get up just because I moved.
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Postby hzumstein » January 31st, 2008, 6:08 pm

Angel i love you but every time i get your hair back do you have to lose it again.
Diesel i love you but your breath would kill a normal person.
Zero i love you but do you really have to try and trip me every time i play with you.
Maelee i love you but nobody is going to hurt you quit cowering,
Hope I love you and your crazy ears.
Phantom i love you even though you think you have to eat you food in two seconds and get choked all the time,
Blue i love you even though your hateful.
Bruiser i love you and you constant pawing on the door,
Stormy i love you and the fact you are finally growing.
DJ i love you but as long as you keep eating your poop i will not let you give me kisses.
Lou Lou i love you but i don't love french kisses from you.
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Postby hugapitbull » January 31st, 2008, 9:36 pm

Trouble I love you, but must you go out at 3am EVERY morning?
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