On December 03 2007, 7:45 PM, iluvk9 wrote:Diana, it's an oldie, but goodie....On March 26 2007, iluvk9 wrote:My husband and I "lived" at Home Depot while he was putting an extension on our home for my Mom to move in to.
One night we went to dinner and I drank WAY too much. Then, we were off to Home Depot. While we were in the car, in the parking lot, it got very...uh...hot. Afterwards, we went into the store so I could use the bathroom and he could get more supplies for the construction.
As I am walking to the bathroom, I hear a nice Spanish man with a wonderful accent, calling to me.
"Mame... Mame...I think....Mame...."
I turned around and he was pointing to my shoes. He then said, "I think your underwear is falling out of your pants."
I didn't miss a beat. I bent down, pulled it from my pant leg, put it in my pocket and said, "Why, thank you, Sir." Then proceeded to the bathroom.
On December 03 2007, 10:14 PM, airwalk wrote:On December 03 2007, 7:45 PM, iluvk9 wrote:Diana, it's an oldie, but goodie....On March 26 2007, iluvk9 wrote:My husband and I "lived" at Home Depot while he was putting an extension on our home for my Mom to move in to.
One night we went to dinner and I drank WAY too much. Then, we were off to Home Depot. While we were in the car, in the parking lot, it got very...uh...hot. Afterwards, we went into the store so I could use the bathroom and he could get more supplies for the construction.
As I am walking to the bathroom, I hear a nice Spanish man with a wonderful accent, calling to me.
"Mame... Mame...I think....Mame...."
I turned around and he was pointing to my shoes. He then said, "I think your underwear is falling out of your pants."
I didn't miss a beat. I bent down, pulled it from my pant leg, put it in my pocket and said, "Why, thank you, Sir." Then proceeded to the bathroom.
and as soon as I quit laughing.....I now bow down to the greatest queen of perv!!!
On December 04 2007, 5:22 AM, iluvk9 wrote:For crying out loud...I was with my HUSBAND. There has to be some respect in that.
On December 04 2007, 6:22 AM, iluvk9 wrote:For crying out loud...I was with my HUSBAND. There has to be some respect in that.
On December 04 2007, iluvk9 wrote:For crying out loud...I was with my HUSBAND. There has to be some respect in that.
On December 06 2007, lellis34 wrote:Was he the one under the Christmas tree too?
On December 07 2007, iluvk9 wrote:On December 06 2007, lellis34 wrote:Was he the one under the Christmas tree too?
You just follow me from thread to thread!
On December 03 2007, 11:54 PM, Hoyden wrote:
Joyce - I hope your students never find this forum.
I have YET to live down the Trevi Fountain incident and it happened 20 years ago. Every September, I get pictures of that fountain emailed, posted in my Live Journal and sent to me on My Space.
On December 18 2007, 6:17 AM, iluvk9 wrote:****NOTE TO SELF*****
Another reason Alyssa will not date my son.
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