Pregnancy Questions Answered

Everything that doesn't fit anywhere else!

Postby Miakoda » March 14th, 2006, 5:28 pm

As I'm now 5mo. pregnant, my dad thought it humerous to send me the following:

Here are a few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions
by both men and women. First, the questions from women:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an
air current.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

And, from men:

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while
my wife is in labor?
A: Only if the words "alimony" and "child support" scare you.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel
and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

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Postby cheekymunkee » March 14th, 2006, 5:34 pm

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.


Don't count on this happeneing. :wink:
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Postby Jenn » March 14th, 2006, 6:26 pm

:ROFL2: too funny!

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while
my wife is in labor?
A: Only if the words "alimony" and "child support" scare you.
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Postby ellie@ny » March 14th, 2006, 6:30 pm

That's funny! :ROFL2:
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Postby bullymommy » March 14th, 2006, 6:53 pm

sounds like we have similar dads!!! LOL

those were funny!
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Postby Purple » March 14th, 2006, 10:22 pm

....why do some species eat their young?......(let me share some recipes with you...)

http://www.eatbabies.com
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Postby SpiritFngrz » March 14th, 2006, 10:24 pm

Those are hilarious!
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Postby luvmyangels » March 14th, 2006, 10:26 pm

Congrats on your pregnancy. That was pretty funny!!!
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Postby SisMorphine » March 15th, 2006, 12:36 am

Purple wrote:....why do some species eat their young?......(let me share some recipes with you...)

http://www.eatbabies.com

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Postby a-bull » March 15th, 2006, 8:17 am

Those are a riot!

I love the last one.
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