Are you a Dem., Rep., or Southerner?

by **HappyPuppy** » November 1st, 2007, 5:55 pm

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

by **Marinepits** » November 1st, 2007, 5:58 pm

BANG!

by **pitbullmamaliz** » November 1st, 2007, 5:58 pm

Hmmm, apparently I'm a Republican...

by **luvmypitties** » November 1st, 2007, 6:56 pm

I guess I am a Republican too.. although the southerner was great!

by **cheekymunkee** » November 2nd, 2007, 11:21 am

Well apparently I AM a southerner!!

by **Jenn** » November 2nd, 2007, 12:00 pm

On Friday, 02 November 2007, 10:21 AM, cheekymunkee wrote:Well apparently I AM a southerner!!

Me too, supposing I wasn't afraid of guns. :giggle:

Sure I could overcome my fear briefly though.

by **juniper8204** » November 4th, 2007, 3:15 pm

SOUTHERNER and proud of it! Yeeeeehaaawww!!!

by **amazincc** » November 4th, 2007, 4:58 pm

Republican Southerner apparently... :oops:

by **airwalk** » November 4th, 2007, 8:06 pm

On November 04 2007, 3:58 PM, amazincc wrote:Republican Southerner apparently...

me too...one bang isn't quite enought...but I'm not sure a reload is needed so a Republican Southerner...

by **pitbullmamaliz** » November 4th, 2007, 8:52 pm

I carry a fully-loaded weapon and two extra mags for work, so that's 40 rounds total. If any of my guys come at me, they're gonna have 40 ventilation holes. I don't believe in giving them a chance to get back up - don't you watch horror movies? :wink:

by **Beth** » November 4th, 2007, 9:10 pm

Bang, baby!

by **KJS** » November 5th, 2007, 2:37 pm

I don't fit any of them...strange...I was going to save my ammo and lessen the chances of being caught for anything by using his own weapon against him...hubby also says "why waste good bullets?"

by **gayrghts** » November 5th, 2007, 9:33 pm

Guess i'm not any of the above.... just offended by the racist type of humor.... our pups are treated badly enough with BSL.... do we need to to it to people also?

by **Marinepits** » November 5th, 2007, 9:35 pm

On Mon, Nov 05 2007, 8:33 PM, gayrghts wrote:Guess i'm not any of the above.... just offended by the racist type of humor.... our pups are treated badly enough with BSL.... do we need to to it to people also?

Democrat.

by **HappyPuppy** » November 6th, 2007, 3:52 pm

On November 05 2007, gayrghts wrote:Guess i'm not any of the above.... just offended by the racist type of humor.... our pups are treated badly enough with BSL.... do we need to to it to people also?

Thanks for pointing that out gayrghts - I sent it as I received it -BUT- thought about replacing the 'group' mentioned with [insert threat here] so as to be less potentially offending... but I also figured EVERY group is the butt of some joke, so it all balances out...sorta....

by **Jenn** » November 6th, 2007, 6:24 pm

Every group, size, color, every hair color, dog, cat, everything there is ~ at some point is the butt of a joke.

Not to disregard anyone's feelings, but sometimes we just have to take things with a grain of salt, and see it as it is ~ a joke.

by **jmashaney** » December 7th, 2007, 11:38 am

Ick. None of the above. It would only take me one shot but there is NO WAY I am going to call myself a Republican!

by **msvette2u** » December 7th, 2007, 11:44 am

On November 04 2007, airwalk wrote:
On November 04 2007, 3:58 PM, amazincc wrote:Republican Southerner apparently...

me too...one bang isn't quite enought...but I'm not sure a reload is needed so a Republican Southerner...

I think I am too lol

by **msvette2u** » December 7th, 2007, 11:47 am

On November 04 2007, pitbullmamaliz wrote:I carry a fully-loaded weapon and two extra mags for work, so that's 40 rounds total. If any of my guys come at me, they're gonna have 40 ventilation holes. I don't believe in giving them a chance to get back up - don't you watch horror movies?

Yay!
I just got my concealed carry permit, 2 days after I applied. Some sorta record???

I haven't carried it yet, however, still waiting for someone to take me to the gun range

by **TinaMartin** » December 7th, 2007, 12:44 pm

Why is there no category for bludgeoning after shooting for those of us who really want to make sure?

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