I had lunch with my neighbor because the voices told me to.
Well, what's wrong with that...it always happens that way.
I danced with a football player because I was drunk!
That's certainly the only way I would have danced with a football player...
"I don't have any idea if my dogs respect me or not, but they're greedy and I have their stuff." -- Patty Ruzzo
"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw