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Postby cheekymunkee » October 10th, 2007, 4:47 pm

But then he would be dragging you around to all of those stupid doggy birthdays the dog park people are always throwing.

I wish I didnt have to work
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Postby call2arms » October 23rd, 2007, 1:51 pm

(I just got a phone call that said I had won a Caribbean Cruise, press key 9. I did, then a man answered, said "blahblah prizes something something", and I said "Sounds like I won a Caribbean Cruise" and he hung up. I'm confused...)

So, you.

You would not have to work but you would be bed struck and would get so large you would have to hire someone to wash you with a mop, rolling you in bed cause you could not move.

I was about to say "I wish my boyfriend would like animals", but I see to many ways of making that dirty and disgusting.

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Postby cheekymunkee » October 23rd, 2007, 7:58 pm

but then you would just drive like a fool & get it taken from you.

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Postby Jenn » October 24th, 2007, 6:01 pm

You receive a four course meal at your door, but then discover it was made and sent by Joyce. :giggle:


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Postby iluvk9 » October 24th, 2007, 6:52 pm

On October 24 2007, Jenn wrote:You receive a four course meal at your door, but then discover it was made and sent by Joyce. :giggle:


*AHEM* :bitchSlap:


I wish I didn't have to work anymore..


Yes, while it sounds nice, you would be home all day eating candy and watching General Hospital.

I would like to learn how to use a cell phone, my new video camera and some other thing my husband got me that seems to be a picture frame that you load digital photos into and they change every few minutes.
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Postby cheekymunkee » October 24th, 2007, 10:31 pm

but that would require reading those silly pieces of paper that come with them & we all know that will never happen.

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Postby mnp13 » October 25th, 2007, 11:25 pm

but then fire ants would get on you and bite your naughty bits.


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Postby iluvk9 » October 26th, 2007, 6:14 am

I wish I didn't have a belly ache...


It's the stress of running a forum. Make me co-Admin and your stomach ache will be gone! :popcorn2:

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Postby mnp13 » October 26th, 2007, 12:07 pm

But instead of waking up at 5:15 he satrts waking up at 5:00


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Postby cheekymunkee » October 26th, 2007, 1:34 pm

but then they would break into your house & steal all of your stuff


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Postby iluvk9 » January 29th, 2008, 9:44 pm

But then you couldn't take lots of meds, which you like to do.

I wish I only worked Tuesday to Thursday, but got the same pay.
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Postby airwalk » January 29th, 2008, 9:49 pm

But then you would have to learn to cook since you would have Friday - Monday off and we all know that isn't happening

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Postby iluvk9 » January 29th, 2008, 9:50 pm

But then it would screw up global warming......

I would love to not wake up every morning at 3 am and then not be able to fall asleep again.
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Postby call2arms » January 29th, 2008, 10:41 pm

But then you would be late to work every single day, because you would sleep like a log.

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Postby airwalk » January 30th, 2008, 12:19 pm

But then you would want to run around in flip flops all the time and people would think you were really wierd


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Postby jmashaney » January 30th, 2008, 10:55 pm

On January 30 2008, 11:19 AM, airwalk wrote:But then you would want to run around in flip flops all the time and people would think you were really wierd


I wish my coffee would hurry up and finish brewing.


But then you'd forget about it because you'd be so involved with this forum that it would get cold.

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Postby Marinepits » January 30th, 2008, 11:43 pm

But then Hell would freeze over and there would be no place to send animal abusers.

I wish I had more hours in every day, just so I could get a good night's sleep.
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Postby Beth » January 31st, 2008, 12:45 am

But those hours only happen during sunlight so no extra sleep, just extra work.

I wish I could eat chocolate all day and be skinny.
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Postby jmashaney » January 31st, 2008, 8:40 am

On January 30 2008, 11:45 PM, Beth wrote:But those hours only happen during sunlight so no extra sleep, just extra work.

I wish I could eat chocolate all day and be skinny.


Except that by some freak of nature, anything you drink makes you blow up like a balloon.
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Postby haileysmom » March 1st, 2008, 12:39 pm

OK..no wish...I'll start it..


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