Corrupt a Wish game

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Postby cheekymunkee » October 6th, 2007, 4:35 pm

Example of Wish and Corruption
Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldnt use it again for a year.

AND LETS GET STARTED!


I wish I had Bill Gates wealth
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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » October 6th, 2007, 5:37 pm

but then you get murdered by your beneficiary and they inherit the wealth ans squander it away on gambling

I wish I had a new boat...
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Postby amazincc » October 6th, 2007, 6:53 pm

... but since you can't swim, you'd fall overboard and become shark lunch.

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » October 6th, 2007, 7:20 pm

but you were careless with candles after your house warming party because you had too much champagne and it burns down

I wish I had some mashed potatoes and gravy
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Postby cheekymunkee » October 6th, 2007, 7:51 pm

but you lost your teeth in a poker game and Joyce is in charge of cooking your meals.

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Postby iluvk9 » October 6th, 2007, 8:07 pm

On October 06 2007, cheekymunkee wrote:but you lost your teeth in a poker game and Joyce is in charge of cooking your meals.

I wish I had a new car


But you probably drive like the loon that we know you to be, and would crash into a lobster.
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Postby cheekymunkee » October 6th, 2007, 8:51 pm

you would if you hadn't let them see you in your underwear, now they are all dead.

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Postby gayrghts » October 7th, 2007, 1:10 am

On October 06 2007, 7:51 PM, cheekymunkee wrote:you would if you hadn't let them see you in your underwear, now they are all dead.

I wish I had Britney Spears old body


But it would be filled with STD's and HIV....

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Postby iluvk9 » October 7th, 2007, 6:24 am

But then people would expect you to go on long walks with them, play tennis, waterski and golf. And golf is just too damn boring.

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Postby amazincc » October 7th, 2007, 11:19 am

... but then people would expect you to host a dinner party for 25 and serve 7 courses! :shock:

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Postby cheekymunkee » October 7th, 2007, 1:23 pm

and you look as old as you are now and still have to go to school

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Postby amazincc » October 7th, 2007, 2:14 pm

... but she would spit in your coffee and steal the silverware. :(

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Postby airwalk » October 7th, 2007, 3:29 pm

but then it would flood and you would rust and grow web feet

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Postby iluvk9 » October 7th, 2007, 4:16 pm

But then the grass will grow, and then the weeds will grow, and then you will be mowing and weeding all weekend.

I wish my cat would stop gacking furballs on the floor.
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Postby airwalk » October 7th, 2007, 7:04 pm

but then he'd hold them all inside and explode gack balls everywhere...

I wish my lab would quit barking!!
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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » October 8th, 2007, 10:08 am

but then an intruder gets in and robs your house because the lab couldn't warn you..

I wish I was not at work today
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Postby pmashaney81 » October 8th, 2007, 10:53 am

but then you wouldn't be able to kiss the employer's rear for 8 hours minus the government mandated lunch break while performing some service to some nameless and faceless customer or corporation... OH WAIT... that wouldn't be a corruption. POO.

Lets try again...

But as you arrive home... you find that your pipes have burst covering your floor with an inch of raw sewage water.

I wish my fiance was not under the weather today...
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Postby jmashaney » October 8th, 2007, 8:50 pm

Aww. I can't corrupt that. It's too sweet.

Ok, maybe..

Then if she was well, she would be in the mood to do yard work, and you'd have to go outside and rake leaves, pressure wash the house, and knock out the old flower beds...

I wish that the puppies would be house trained already!
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Postby SisMorphine » October 9th, 2007, 7:50 am

. . . but then they would be too grown up and you'd miss that super little puppy stage (trust me, you WILL miss it!).

I wish I could move.
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Postby amazincc » October 9th, 2007, 8:08 am

Geez, Sis... I wanna move too... how can I corrupt THAT??? :shock: :cry:

Okay... here it goes...
But then you will have to lug stuff in and out all day long, and you might drop the TV on the sidewalk... OR on your foot. :|

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