
"You call this a pedicure"

"Listen it's 5 bucks for a wallet, 10 for a 4x6, and a grand for a 8x11"

"So whatcha trying to say is Xavier Roberts might be my daddy"

"Stupid you forgot the flash"

"Wipe my lip.....I work to hard to have drool in my picture"

"I'm too sexy for my drool"

"Not right now, I'm watching Family Guy"

"Look I'm going to shut my eyes for a second"

"I'm just resting my eyes.....there's a great movie on my eyelids"

She even poses in her sleep

"I don't know about you but I need a diaper change"

"300 thread count you say......try 275"

"Why is she smiling like that.....I'm the one that farted"