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Postby msvette2u » September 6th, 2007, 9:27 pm

pirate outfit, complete with a parrot and a peg-leg??

Is it just me or does
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Postby mnp13 » September 7th, 2007, 11:33 am

this deodorant smell like the rotten pizza under my couch?


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Postby amazincc » September 7th, 2007, 12:50 pm

cup of White-Chocolate-Mocha-Frappuccino-Light-Blended-Coffee-With-A-Twist-And-Some-Extra-Whipped-Cream-But-Easy-On-The-Sugar to go, please??? :D

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Postby mnp13 » September 7th, 2007, 1:55 pm

get the ham off of the ceiling?


can you stand on your head and
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Postby TinaMartin » September 7th, 2007, 3:32 pm

spit peanuts out of your nose


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Postby mnp13 » September 7th, 2007, 10:46 pm

My right foot gets jealous and kicks me.


did your left finger
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Postby Jenn » September 13th, 2007, 12:31 am

just fall off, or did you have it removed on purpose?


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Postby mnp13 » September 13th, 2007, 4:03 pm

going to the bathroom is the howler monkeys.



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Postby msvette2u » September 15th, 2007, 1:23 am

will you whistle dixie for me?

last time I saw that guy, he was
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Postby mnp13 » September 18th, 2007, 10:49 am

picking his wedgie


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Postby brooksybrooks1 » September 19th, 2007, 2:01 pm

of cow semen? i hear it's good for your skin. (true story)


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Postby mnp13 » September 19th, 2007, 2:42 pm

in the hamper or the dresser drawer for the baby?



how on earth did you get
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Postby Jenn » September 19th, 2007, 5:23 pm

50 pigs to do that kickline?

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