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Keep yourself busy at work!

Postby Jenn » September 1st, 2007, 10:39 am

because I quit brushing my teeth, just to see what would happen.


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Postby 5dognight » September 1st, 2007, 12:18 pm

paint the television screen purple?


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Postby Jenn » September 1st, 2007, 12:20 pm

you should become an drug addict then we can be high together.

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Postby Beth » September 1st, 2007, 6:10 pm

when I wished I was from another planet.

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Postby 5dognight » September 1st, 2007, 6:17 pm

I AM from another planet!!!!!


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Postby Marinepits » September 1st, 2007, 7:35 pm

...went to the mall to hunt wildebeests.

The lawnmower ran.....
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Postby amazincc » September 1st, 2007, 9:35 pm

right over the landlords toes... by "accident"... :D

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Postby brooksybrooks1 » September 3rd, 2007, 2:00 pm

breast implants?

I think that you should probably...
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Postby msvette2u » September 3rd, 2007, 11:06 pm

get them, then you can cross the English Channel like you've always wanted :)

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Postby cheekymunkee » September 4th, 2007, 12:33 am

dress in chaps and a police cap?

Was this a fire alarm or
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Postby amazincc » September 4th, 2007, 1:29 am

or did someone step on your face?

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Postby cheekymunkee » September 4th, 2007, 10:22 am

does it involve undergarments?

What kind of bag would
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Postby 5dognight » September 4th, 2007, 10:37 am

go well with my porcupine?

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Postby TinaMartin » September 4th, 2007, 11:49 am

bird poop on your face


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Postby msvette2u » September 4th, 2007, 11:58 am

that served Mountain oysters for breakfast!?

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Postby Jenn » September 4th, 2007, 8:51 pm

brushing your hair? I like the wild look.

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Postby cheekymunkee » September 5th, 2007, 12:02 am

like a seven-legged octopus with a muscle spasm



should I go ahead and do a
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Postby Marinepits » September 5th, 2007, 8:12 am

jig on top of the house?

A long time ago we spent
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Postby mnp13 » September 6th, 2007, 3:41 pm

an entire day picking off our leg hair.


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Postby cheekymunkee » September 6th, 2007, 8:35 pm

chloroform and a box of rags, to go please.


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