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Keep yourself busy at work!

Postby Beth » August 28th, 2007, 8:19 pm

than stapling your hand to your forehead?


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Postby cheekymunkee » August 28th, 2007, 8:22 pm

i was challenged to a sword fight

what if you take this coloring book
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Postby Beth » August 28th, 2007, 8:26 pm

and stick it someplace!


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Postby cheekymunkee » August 28th, 2007, 10:42 pm

And he walked down the church aisle and just started licking himself!


That has got to be the ugliest
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Postby Jenn » August 29th, 2007, 10:15 am

child you've had yet!

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Postby 5dognight » August 29th, 2007, 11:28 am

was the Keebler elf taking tickets at the door.


That incessant buzzing sound is.....
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Postby Jenn » August 29th, 2007, 1:09 pm

definitely the best thing to stash in your purse at work.



That painting....
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Postby cheekymunkee » August 29th, 2007, 1:11 pm

will fit nicely in my shorts.

Is that your real
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Postby Jenn » August 29th, 2007, 1:13 pm

teeth or unpopped popcorn kernels?

Momma always said....
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Postby cheekymunkee » August 29th, 2007, 1:48 pm

go directly to hell

remember what happened when you tried to
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Postby msvette2u » August 29th, 2007, 4:31 pm

Lick your own earlobe?

Why doesn't this
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Postby brooksybrooks1 » August 29th, 2007, 6:08 pm

time machine work? i keep telling it to take me back to the best moment of my life and it keeps taking me back to being conceived- perhaps this machine was meant for my parents...


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Postby Jenn » August 31st, 2007, 2:28 pm

call the cops and turn myself in for everything I've ever done.


Surely I didn't just see you.....
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Postby Marinepits » August 31st, 2007, 2:41 pm

grab that candy bar with your toes.

Once upon a time
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Postby iluvk9 » August 31st, 2007, 3:29 pm

we all sipped some kool-aid.


He stood up and screamed...
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Postby mommatococoa » August 31st, 2007, 4:14 pm

and pooped his pants.




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Postby Beth » August 31st, 2007, 10:08 pm

his bologna sandwich before eating it.


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Postby cheekymunkee » September 1st, 2007, 1:20 am

And the Hamburglar go to law school

she needs to understand that we can't
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Postby msvette2u » September 1st, 2007, 1:40 am

run naked in the fruit and vegetable section of this grocery store

Now go and wash your
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Postby cheekymunkee » September 1st, 2007, 1:45 am

granddaughter, she doesn't have tattoos, but she does drugs and she's a tramp.

My tooth fell out
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