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Postby Jenn » August 27th, 2007, 1:50 am

the one legged Llama that ate chocolate?

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Postby 5dognight » August 27th, 2007, 10:18 am

direct traffic with?

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 27th, 2007, 10:38 am

whack my big toe because I have a headache.

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Postby mnp13 » August 27th, 2007, 11:32 am

bug souffle


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Postby Beth » August 27th, 2007, 6:11 pm

toast with gear oil on it?


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Postby cheekymunkee » August 27th, 2007, 7:03 pm

get this cat out of the dryer.

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Postby 5dognight » August 27th, 2007, 10:34 pm

gift wrap the kitty roca?

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Postby cheekymunkee » August 27th, 2007, 11:06 pm

if we don't have a receptionist, we don't get any coffee.

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Postby msvette2u » August 28th, 2007, 12:30 am

earwax tastes bad after dinner?

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Postby Beth » August 28th, 2007, 8:39 am

chew on the dog's foot all night?


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Postby mnp13 » August 28th, 2007, 8:44 am

I want to be a toe jam removal specialist


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Postby cheekymunkee » August 28th, 2007, 10:01 am

If he was depressed, alone & toothless.

Why would you ask
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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 28th, 2007, 10:16 am

the guy on the subway to borrow his toothbrush?

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Postby cheekymunkee » August 28th, 2007, 10:22 am

someone farted


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Postby Jenn » August 28th, 2007, 10:23 am

or hair gel?

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 28th, 2007, 10:24 am

Don't pick your nose and eat it in a restaurant!

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Postby cheekymunkee » August 28th, 2007, 10:44 am

wear an old blue slip and a pair of pumps with mirrors on the heels.

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Postby msvette2u » August 28th, 2007, 10:54 am

TV guide written in?

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Postby cheekymunkee » August 28th, 2007, 10:59 am

this jar of belly button fuzz?

How big is the 1 pound burrito
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Postby amazincc » August 28th, 2007, 1:40 pm

after you remove the mystery meat?

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