Things you just never hear people say

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Postby 5dognight » August 25th, 2007, 12:33 pm

load the wheelbarrow with molasses?

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Postby cheekymunkee » August 25th, 2007, 12:51 pm

make fart sounds like a pig squealing?

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 25th, 2007, 4:19 pm

a truckload of psychadelics and black light posters

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Postby mnp13 » August 25th, 2007, 5:20 pm

is much better looking than my right foot.


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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 25th, 2007, 5:37 pm

has foot fungus...wanna see?


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Postby Jenn » August 25th, 2007, 5:55 pm

I'd like a giant tank of pudding the most.

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Postby mnp13 » August 25th, 2007, 11:02 pm

wiggled it that way.


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Postby Jenn » August 25th, 2007, 11:38 pm

the rotting body I hid under the stairs.

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Postby 5dognight » August 26th, 2007, 12:58 am

picket the antique store?

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Postby Jenn » August 26th, 2007, 1:42 pm

to charge me per mile?

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Postby Beth » August 26th, 2007, 4:35 pm

or are you disappointed to see me?

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Postby 5dognight » August 26th, 2007, 6:17 pm

BETH! :giggle:

your Grandmother get out of Rehab?

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Postby mnp13 » August 26th, 2007, 7:05 pm

picked his butt?


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Postby Beth » August 26th, 2007, 8:15 pm

Mayonnaise on peanut butter!

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Postby Jenn » August 26th, 2007, 9:38 pm

wondered what a roach tastes like.


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Postby amazincc » August 26th, 2007, 9:44 pm

teasing your boyfriend about his toupee.

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Postby Beth » August 26th, 2007, 10:20 pm

have a cuter dog than that? Absolutely beautiful!

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Postby 5dognight » August 26th, 2007, 10:58 pm

that your toes would taste like chicken.

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Postby Jenn » August 26th, 2007, 11:21 pm

in the pool, I'm ready to dive!

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Postby mnp13 » August 26th, 2007, 11:47 pm

used condom?



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