Things you just never hear people say

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Postby 5dognight » August 24th, 2007, 12:35 pm

I don't know if this will take off or not but if it does, it could be pretty funny. All you need to do is write a few words, a sentence, a phrase that you just never hear people say. It doesn't have to be original so if you did hear it before and it struck you as so odd it didn't make sense, that would work, too. To give you an idea of what I mean, I'll start out.

Hand me that piano....
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Postby iluvk9 » August 24th, 2007, 12:39 pm

because I forgot my keys at home.

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 24th, 2007, 12:42 pm

...to scratch my ear canal


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Postby iluvk9 » August 24th, 2007, 12:47 pm

so I can step on it with my bare feet.

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 24th, 2007, 12:51 pm

three headed dog?

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Postby iluvk9 » August 24th, 2007, 12:53 pm

some melted ice?

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Postby 5dognight » August 24th, 2007, 12:58 pm

urine specimen?

Does this cottage cheese.....
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Postby iluvk9 » August 24th, 2007, 1:02 pm

On August 24 2007, 5dognight wrote:urine specimen?

Does this cottage cheese.....


look too moldy to eat?

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 24th, 2007, 1:03 pm

bloomers.


Please file this
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Postby msvette2u » August 24th, 2007, 1:05 pm

In the cake

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Postby iluvk9 » August 24th, 2007, 1:09 pm

pee in the pool?

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Postby 5dognight » August 24th, 2007, 1:32 pm

think you could eat?

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Postby amazincc » August 24th, 2007, 1:55 pm

...left her teeth floating in the coffee pot?

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Postby iluvk9 » August 24th, 2007, 2:23 pm

the oatmeal!

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Postby amazincc » August 24th, 2007, 2:25 pm

double-post or are you drinking early in the morning?

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Postby iluvk9 » August 24th, 2007, 2:28 pm

On August 24 2007, amazincc wrote:double-post or are you drinking early in the morning?

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bugs in your bed.


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Postby amazincc » August 24th, 2007, 2:30 pm

good fly swatter and some Deet.

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 24th, 2007, 3:20 pm

snake to the cutting board.

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Postby cheekymunkee » August 24th, 2007, 3:26 pm

toe jam on toast.

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Postby Wyldmoonwoman » August 24th, 2007, 3:30 pm

bot fly larvae from my infected wound?


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