An Odd Animal
The Gimbleypoo is an animal that has mauve fur with burnt sienna spots on its eyes and lungs. Its tail is shaped like a dresser which it uses to bow plugs. An adult Gimbleypoo may weigh more than 15,987.625 pounds and stand over 164,998.00025 feet high.
The Gimbleypoo can be found only in Luxembourg and Tobago. Although its favorite food is goose livers, it also likes to eat shoes. If you ever see a Gimbleypoo , be sure not to ever sing “itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini .” That song makes it gigundous. Instead, give it a few goose livers and be on your way