This is one of the reasons I love my new job! My boss is great!
The following is an email he sent out yesterday afternoon.
"Whoever is using LimeWire or ANY OTHER file sharing software on this network should SHUT IT DOWN NOW!!
That includes Kazaa, Napster, Gnutella, etc. etc. Company policy states that you can listen to streaming audio, but you may NOT use downloading services such as P2P virus infested CRAP! Get it off your system now! We have a pretty liberal usage policy and little filtering and if you introduce a virus onto our network from some P2P network, I'm going to hunt you down. And if someone breaks into our network with your help, I won't have to hunt you down because you won't make it out of the building.
King Regards, : )
<< MY BOSS >>"
The best part is that he knows who it is, and didn't need to send that out to the entire company, he just did.
Another good one is there is a note on one of the Label Printers that he put that reads;
"Dear Idiot,
If you can't load the paper correctly, DON'T DO IT!
-<<My Boss>>"
PERFECT!
- Anthony