On 03/26/2007 12:22 PM, iluvk9 wrote:My husband and I "lived" at Home Depot while he was putting an extension on our home for my Mom to move in to.
One night we went to dinner and I drank WAY too much. Then, we were off to Home Depot. While we were in the car, in the parking lot, it got very...uh...hot. Afterwards, we went into the store so I could use the bathroom and he could get more supplies for the construction.
As I am walking to the bathroom, I hear a nice Spanish man with a wonderful accent, calling to me.
"Mame... Mame...I think....Mame...."
I turned around and he was pointing to my shoes. He then said, "I think your underwear is falling out of your pants."
I didn't miss a beat. I bent down, pulled it from my pant leg, put it in my pocket and said, "Why, thank you, Sir." Then proceeded to the bathroom.
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