As requested in another thread - please feel free to share your most embarrasing life moments here. I'll even start.
About 10 years ago my family & some friends were vacationing in Orlando. The house we were staying in was awesome - backyard pool and hot tub, the works. Well, one night our friends took the kids out for the evening. It got late, and after several drinks my hubby and I were taking advantage of some alone time and enjoying the hot tub. I kept hearing this noise but couldn't figure out what it was. All of a sudden, over the house, comes this search helicopter with a spotlight. They shined the spotlight right on us and hovered waaaayyyy to long for my comfort, and needless to say the lip edge of the hot tub was too small for me to squeeze under - believe me I tried. I was so embarrassed. I'm sure they had a good story to tell when they got back to base. The next day we found out that someone had robbed the convenience store about a mile or so away so they were searching for them. Clearly my hubby and I looked like their suspects.