Thank you Sis and Teeny!
What? What did you get me off of the couch for?
Now back up on the couch? You're stupid.
Oh...its' for me! Don't worry, I'm a trained Service Dog...I can handle this!
Just give me a minute...
Hang on...almost got it...
There we are...let's see what's in here...
Whoohoo! Tissue paper! I love tissue paper!
So much love for tissue paper!
Oooooh...a rope toy! (and tissue paper!)
Look mom!
No really...LOOK!
I love my new rope toy!
What? There's more?
WHEEEEE!!1!
Ooooh...a big bag of biscuits! YUM!
I shall take them to dad...
OMG! A new kneecap! How did Teeny know that I needed new knees?
I shall take this to dad also...
But wait...*SNNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF*...what is this? Delicious!
Wow!A new wubba! And my colors too!
Hmmm...can dad throw this?
Yup!
Look mom, look at my new Wubba!
You've unwrapped my new knee? Fantastic! *snoooorrrttttt*
(wubba forgotten...chewing ensues...)
*hijackingtakesplacebyinara*
*SQUEAL!*
A new toy for me!!1!OMG!!1! *grabby paws*
(Fry is so not impressed)
Lookylookylookylooky! New toy!
Isn't it, like, the coolest?
Score...don't even think about taking my new toy! Stealing things is so uncool.
But my new toy is like, SO COOL
Sawyer, don't even f-in' look at my new toy!
Don't think I can't see you...I know you're jealous!
Cuz my new toy is the bestest!
Oh look, a cat!
(Damn, she took advantage of my distractedness...)
Score thinks Inara might just be in trouble now...
Sawyer says THANKS, Sis and Teeny! (and he says that his sister is a royal bitch) He didn't pose with all of his loot, as he crashed after tearing through a kneecap!
"I don't have any idea if my dogs respect me or not, but they're greedy and I have their stuff." -- Patty Ruzzo
"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw